Anna has given me a wicked idea with her http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...ew-priest.html fantasy.
I do not often make repeat visits to escorts but I'll try this one next time.
My second visit will be booked with a different SIM card and I will not mention that I have seen the lady before.
Then, when I see her and she cautiously asks if she has seen me before, I will say "I don't think so" but look puzzled and then try for an expression of slowly dawning shock and incredulity. "My God, you mean, David, my identical twin brother visits escorts? But he is a priest. We all thought that he was gay. Wait till I tell mother!"
That should be a good laugh. Note, I will only try that with an escort who I believe is going to see the funny side very quickly.