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    Sexual tension has many ways of physical relief, one method, which is suitable for guys who work long hard hours, with little thanks from their wives/girlfriends, is to go to a escort for a session of a Blowjob and a Piss.
    Your escort should be somebody whom you are a regular punter to, you and her have mated several times before, I myself go to a well known mature escort in Dublin 4, you can select your own, she trusts you, maybe even likes you in that regular client sort of way.
    A good shower and cock and balls wash is essential, then you can grease up your penis and offer it to her soft warm mouth, with practice she will suck slow and deep, thus giving time for your pre cum to ooze in little blobs, you can just lay back and enjoy her mouthwatering attention to your male genatelia, let all those tensions be sucked from your cock, your poxy job, your poxy drive to work every day, your poxy managers, fuck them all- the long and the short and the tall !
    And then the Ejectulation, you can let all your white stuff explode into her mouth, and enjoy the sight of it dribbling down her chin . . . . .

    Afterwards, you can piss away until your entire groin feels empty, what a way to rid yourself of all your pent up tensions . . . . . .
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    Cool Weirdo!!!

    You seriously need to get laid dickless .............. and a bit of love in your life wouldn't do any harm either!!

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    dick, yer taking the piss outta us rite?, u make me sick!, u always come back with this weird shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    Sexual tension has many ways of physical relief, one method, which is suitable for guys who work long hard hours, with little thanks from their wives/girlfriends, is to go to a escort for a session of a Blowjob and a Piss.
    Your escort should be somebody whom you are a regular punter to, you and her have mated several times before, I myself go to a well known mature escort in Dublin 4, you can select your own, she trusts you, maybe even likes you in that regular client sort of way.
    A good shower and cock and balls wash is essential, then you can grease up your penis and offer it to her soft warm mouth, with practice she will suck slow and deep, thus giving time for your pre cum to ooze in little blobs, you can just lay back and enjoy her mouthwatering attention to your male genatelia, let all those tensions be sucked from your cock, your poxy job, your poxy drive to work every day, your poxy managers, fuck them all- the long and the short and the tall !
    And then the Ejectulation, you can let all your white stuff explode into her mouth, and enjoy the sight of it dribbling down her chin . . . . .

    Afterwards, you can piss away until your entire groin feels empty, what a way to rid yourself of all your pent up tensions . . . . . .



    Fuck that, you sick fucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doom View Post
    Fuck that, you sick fucker.
    No way man - good for you. It's not something that personally gets me off - but whatever - I love watersports the other way around.

    Doom - you appear to be one of those sexually repressed people that 20 years ago would have been shagging through a hole cut in a sheet. I remember you expressed a dislike for rimming in another post. Man - get a grip - everyone gets off in different ways mate. Vive le difference!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by punterminator View Post
    No way man - good for you. It's not something that personally gets me off - but whatever - I love watersports the other way around.

    Doom - you appear to be one of those sexually repressed people that 20 years ago would have been shagging through a hole cut in a sheet. I remember you expressed a dislike for rimming in another post. Man - get a grip - everyone gets off in different ways mate. Vive le difference!!!

    Its nasty, how can anyone do that to someone else piss & shit on them, lick there holes. fuck sake me get a grip. Shagging a sheet??? no 20 years ago i was a nipper.

    I need a piss can i take a wizz on your face hahaha, can i stick a log to your forehead im touchin cloth here, for fuck sake.
    Last edited by Doom; 16-07-07 at 18:11.

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    ye that stuff is just sick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doom View Post
    Its nasty, how can anyone do that to someone else piss & shit on them, lick there holes. fuck sake me get a grip. Shagging a sheet??? no 20 years ago i was a nipper.

    I need a piss can i take a wizz on your face hahaha, can i stick a log to your forehead im touchin cloth here, for fuck sake.
    nobody mentioned shit - just you (something you want to tell us??)

    Yeah - thinking about it - it's obvious that 20 years ago you were a nipper. You still are mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punterminator View Post
    nobody mentioned shit - just you (something you want to tell us??)

    Yeah - thinking about it - it's obvious that 20 years ago you were a nipper. You still are mate.
    No i mentioned shit, shit ,piss still nasty, Ya your right im still only a baby lovin it too.

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