a date from hell..

[Experienced Punter esq]

hard to believe this thread but if what your saying is true I think u need to come down from your high horse just some friendly advice....

[Bruno69]

what is your worst date?????
I just had mine,,went to the races the lads knew i was single so brought along this gorgeous single girl ,oh she was geart craic funny with a really dirty sense of humour, got on fanbloodytastic,superb in a crowd giggles all round ,anyway day over people parted ,fancy something to eat says i ,sure enough great we have a meal together ,..on my own with her ,now in the looks departmentshes a 10 no seriously my amp would go to 11, god it was hell....HEEEEEELPPPPP ,shut the fuck up PLLLEEEASE SHUT UP ....joke after joke after joke after joke after joke,omg how do i shut her up i thought of taking my cock out and seeing if oral sex might distract her but then the old joke of her grabbing it and using my todger as a mic ,,,i couldnt stop her telling jokes ,.. thats all she did ,,fuck me i cant even remember her name.....what nightmare and she was sooo hot

A brave foray into the muggles world of dating!

You may have been confused about the fact she was fully clothed, and wanted to talk and because you were speechless and constantly staring at her breasts speculatively, she felt the need to keep the conversation going.

Maybe practice a dinner date with an escort, and try again!

[magicalman9357]

what is your worst date?????
I just had mine,,went to the races the lads knew i was single so brought along this gorgeous single girl ,oh she was geart craic funny with a really dirty sense of humour, got on fanbloodytastic,superb in a crowd giggles all round ,anyway day over people parted ,fancy something to eat says i ,sure enough great we have a meal together ,..on my own with her ,now in the looks departmentshes a 10 no seriously my amp would go to 11, god it was hell....HEEEEEELPPPPP ,shut the fuck up PLLLEEEASE SHUT UP ....joke after joke after joke after joke after joke,omg how do i shut her up i thought of taking my cock out and seeing if oral sex might distract her but then the old joke of her grabbing it and using my todger as a mic ,,,i couldnt stop her telling jokes ,.. thats all she did ,,fuck me i cant even remember her name.....what nightmare and she was sooo hot

A lady from Brighton who I met through a dating site. Total nightmare. Had nothing in common at all when we met even though it seemed different online. A very short date.

[carlos marvado]

I feel for you brother Ric.

Did she just talk alot and tell all these jokes, or did she also laugh at her own jokes in a high pitched hysterical manner?

In a situation like that there is'nt a whole lot you can do. I would probably have complimented her on her fine musical voice and ordered a bottle of wine for myself. Once I was contented in my cups, I would have taken the old boyo out of my trousers and told her to switch up the volume and entertain the other diners with her singing. Somebody might as well get a bit of f**king entertainment out of her.

[YAKUNCHA]

the worst date i ever did have was when i met some slag in a nightclub, whilst full of Captain Morgans & Ginger Ale. i arranged to meet her next day, for a coffee (read shag), when i turned up at the designated spot, she was already there, and she was fucking rank, i mean, she had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle whilst his balls were being squeezed in a vice. she said hello, got up to kiss me, and i just turned around and walked away, leaving her there on her tod. whilst it wasnt actually a date, it taught me one unforgettable lesson, and that is :
When in doubt, bail out.
do i win a prize for that ? cos i just made it all up, itsx whats knows as "creative thinking" . go on outa that

[lovethegirls]

Took an English girl out once whom i had met through a friend. She talked about herself all night. I couldnt get a word in so i just got pissed and pretended to listen. Never seen her after that.