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    Angry Why do women do it???

    I'm a member of a free dating (sex) website, and i have to say, on 9 out of 10 women who have picture's of themselves on their profiles, why the hell do they all have their picture's taken in the fucking JACKS!!! What is with that? You won't see any man with a picture of himself on it with a fuckin sink or a urinal in the back ground but why do women always do it? I find it disgusting. I know its not the worst of places to take a picture (not the best either) but i mean does it have to be the toilets? I can't understand it.

    Another thing about this dopey specimen....When you're in a line at the ATM - bank machine's, there could be 3 or 4 people in front of you, and at the top of the queue is a woman, why the hell do they always put their card in to the machine again after withdrawing money? The amount of time it wastes. You stand there long enough in the queue while the woman in front of you who is next in line, stands up at the machine, after waiting in the queue for so long, finally getting to the machine, opens her handbag, searches through the fuckin thing for ages, then looks in her purse, gets her card out, fiddles around with it for about half an hour wondering which side of the fuckin card goes into the machine, then when finally getting it in, trying to remember what the pin number is, takes out (for example) €60, the machine then asks if you would like any other options....as in "Would you like a receipt for this transaction"? Or "Do you require any further assistance"? Which are either a simple "Yes" or "No" option, {girls this is your green light to say YES} they would press "No", which in reality and to anybody with half a fuckin brain means "When the money comes out i take it, put it in my purse, get the receipt and then fcuk right off and let the next poor c*nt standing behind have their turn", the woman will take her money, and you behind her think "finally, at last ts my turn", what does she do? The dozey bitch puts the card back in!! To check her balance, to withdraw more cash, or simply just to piss the hell out of every other poor fucker behind her. I hate that shit. Every time i want to go to the ATM and i see a woman within 100 feet of it i fuckin leg it like Linford Christy and shoot past the simpletonette's (slang for thick female gits!). I just can't understand them.

    Same at the toll bridge on the M1, if there's a woman in the car in front of you, and as Murphy's Law would have it there happens to be a woman in the fuckin hut aswell then you're fucked. They might want to think what their opinion of last night's episode of Coronation Street or Fair City or Emmerdale is, but i don't give a fuck. I just want to get past them and get on my bloody way. Then on the motorway its a 120kph speed limit (75 miles per hour), you see a lorry or a bus in front of you which is doing 80 or 90 or 100kph, so you move out into the overtaking lane (which to alot of idiots is known as a Fast Lane....bullshit!! you drive fast on the motorway, its not the fault of the poor bus driver or poor truck driver who has a vehicle which is limited to 50 or 60 miles per hour, thats the irish and probably international law, but thats the reason there is another lane, its called an "Overtaking Lane" because...you guessed it...Its an "Overtaking Lane"!!!!! You overtake vehicles like Trucks, Lorries and Buses {or muppets in cars doing 60 or 70 Kph-not Mph but KPH which is as dangerous as fuck},then move back in infront of them and stick to 120kph). But so you move into the over taking lane to pass the bus/lorry and what's in front of you running paralell along the lorry, A FUCKING WOMAN!!! Get the fuck out of the way woman!! You are in the outside overtaking lane for a reason - to fucking overtake!! So i hit the brakes to avoid hitting this clown in front of me and Joe Soap flying up behind me slams on the anchors and nearly hits me up the arse cos i slowed down/stopped so fuckin fast and its all because of this retard who shouldn't be out on the road. So by the time she finally moves over you look over and there's the thick texting on the fuckin phone or else looking at me as if to say "Whats your fucking problem??!" Well try reversing that missus and look in the fuckin mirror!! - But not litterally cos a fucking woman would just to see if the wallpaper is neatly packed onto her face properly, not realising that she was at the fault of nearly causing the lives of several poor innocent road users who just want to go about their way on their own business. Was the same in the snow, after driving at 20 kilometers in the thick snow and slush and ice we get to a dry spot or a spot which wasn't so bad, the thick at the top of the queue which you know right well is a fuckin woman, sits dead ont he same fuckin speed, and keeps slowing down and slowing down the whole bloody way, causing every other poor c*nt behind to do the same. Scumbags like this should not be on the road if they are not able to drive properly in these conditions. You are putting the lives of innocent people, who know how to drive, at risk. I can't see any difference between letting a drunk driver out on the road and letting a woman (or in a case like that could be a man but every time i've seen it it was a female) out in that sort of weather, who half the time are texting while driving which is as dangerous as fuck, or else talking on the phone and not as in holding the phone to their ear and speaking, like a normal person, but holding the phone in front of their face/their mouth and speaking into it. ITS THE SAME FUCKING THING GIRLS!!!! If you're going to do something illegal at least do it properly!! Hand held means - Hand Held - not the fuckin position of the phone if its at your ear or not, its still fuckin illegal. I wish the pigs (the cops) would do something to stop this shit instead of hiding in a ditch at 3 or 4 o clock in the morning trying to do some poor fucker for driving at 52 kph in a 50 kph zone....who as luck would have it would probably be a fuckin woman cop aswell!

    What real good are they, women? When it comes to sex they either all always have a headache or they just complain about it and wouldn't give their man a blowjob for love nor money. Well i have the answer to their headaches......plan A was to get a stash of Anadin's or Disprin, but Plan B seemed more successful......i'm going to UCD next year to study to be a fucking PHARMACIST!!! I'll have all your cures for you then ladies!!

    Fucking women!!!
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    You forgot the shopping thing. Happy New Year Rod
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    Happy New Year to you Lucy babe! But don't get me started on the fuckin shopping thing!! lol

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    I bet your glad to get all of that off your chest
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    you'll find something else to annoy u soon enough - cant live with them or without them I guess...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod Stewart View Post
    I'm a member of a free dating (sex) website, and i have to say, on 9 out of 10 women who have picture's of themselves on their profiles, why the hell do they all have their picture's taken in the fucking JACKS!!! What is with that? You won't see any man with a picture of himself on it with a fuckin sink or a urinal in the back ground but why do women always do it? I find it disgusting. I know its not the worst of places to take a picture (not the best either) but i mean does it have to be the toilets? I can't understand it.

    Another thing about this dopey specimen....When you're in a line at the ATM - bank machine's, there could be 3 or 4 people in front of you, and at the top of the queue is a woman, why the hell do they always put their card in to the machine again after withdrawing money? The amount of time it wastes. You stand there long enough in the queue while the woman in front of you who is next in line, stands up at the machine, after waiting in the queue for so long, finally getting to the machine, opens her handbag, searches through the fuckin thing for ages, then looks in her purse, gets her card out, fiddles around with it for about half an hour wondering which side of the fuckin card goes into the machine, then when finally getting it in, trying to remember what the pin number is, takes out (for example) €60, the machine then asks if you would like any other options....as in "Would you like a receipt for this transaction"? Or "Do you require any further assistance"? Which are either a simple "Yes" or "No" option, {girls this is your green light to say YES} they would press "No", which in reality and to anybody with half a fuckin brain means "When the money comes out i take it, put it in my purse, get the receipt and then fcuk right off and let the next poor c*nt standing behind have their turn", the woman will take her money, and you behind her think "finally, at last ts my turn", what does she do? The dozey bitch puts the card back in!! To check her balance, to withdraw more cash, or simply just to piss the hell out of every other poor fucker behind her. I hate that shit. Every time i want to go to the ATM and i see a woman within 100 feet of it i fuckin leg it like Linford Christy and shoot past the simpletonette's (slang for thick female gits!). I just can't understand them.

    Same at the toll bridge on the M1, if there's a woman in the car in front of you, and as Murphy's Law would have it there happens to be a woman in the fuckin hut aswell then you're fucked. They might want to think what their opinion of last night's episode of Coronation Street or Fair City or Emmerdale is, but i don't give a fuck. I just want to get past them and get on my bloody way. Then on the motorway its a 120kph speed limit (75 miles per hour), you see a lorry or a bus in front of you which is doing 80 or 90 or 100kph, so you move out into the overtaking lane (which to alot of idiots is known as a Fast Lane....bullshit!! you drive fast on the motorway, its not the fault of the poor bus driver or poor truck driver who has a vehicle which is limited to 50 or 60 miles per hour, thats the irish and probably international law, but thats the reason there is another lane, its called an "Overtaking Lane" because...you guessed it...Its an "Overtaking Lane"!!!!! You overtake vehicles like Trucks, Lorries and Buses {or muppets in cars doing 60 or 70 Kph-not Mph but KPH which is as dangerous as fuck},then move back in infront of them and stick to 120kph). But so you move into the over taking lane to pass the bus/lorry and what's in front of you running paralell along the lorry, A FUCKING WOMAN!!! Get the fuck out of the way woman!! You are in the outside overtaking lane for a reason - to fucking overtake!! So i hit the brakes to avoid hitting this clown in front of me and Joe Soap flying up behind me slams on the anchors and nearly hits me up the arse cos i slowed down/stopped so fuckin fast and its all because of this retard who shouldn't be out on the road. So by the time she finally moves over you look over and there's the thick texting on the fuckin phone or else looking at me as if to say "Whats your fucking problem??!" Well try reversing that missus and look in the fuckin mirror!! - But not litterally cos a fucking woman would just to see if the wallpaper is neatly packed onto her face properly, not realising that she was at the fault of nearly causing the lives of several poor innocent road users who just want to go about their way on their own business. Was the same in the snow, after driving at 20 kilometers in the thick snow and slush and ice we get to a dry spot or a spot which wasn't so bad, the thick at the top of the queue which you know right well is a fuckin woman, sits dead ont he same fuckin speed, and keeps slowing down and slowing down the whole bloody way, causing every other poor c*nt behind to do the same. Scumbags like this should not be on the road if they are not able to drive properly in these conditions. You are putting the lives of innocent people, who know how to drive, at risk. I can't see any difference between letting a drunk driver out on the road and letting a woman (or in a case like that could be a man but every time i've seen it it was a female) out in that sort of weather, who half the time are texting while driving which is as dangerous as fuck, or else talking on the phone and not as in holding the phone to their ear and speaking, like a normal person, but holding the phone in front of their face/their mouth and speaking into it. ITS THE SAME FUCKING THING GIRLS!!!! If you're going to do something illegal at least do it properly!! Hand held means - Hand Held - not the fuckin position of the phone if its at your ear or not, its still fuckin illegal. I wish the pigs (the cops) would do something to stop this shit instead of hiding in a ditch at 3 or 4 o clock in the morning trying to do some poor fucker for driving at 52 kph in a 50 kph zone....who as luck would have it would probably be a fuckin woman cop aswell!

    What real good are they, women? When it comes to sex they either all always have a headache or they just complain about it and wouldn't give their man a blowjob for love nor money. Well i have the answer to their headaches......plan A was to get a stash of Anadin's or Disprin, but Plan B seemed more successful......i'm going to UCD next year to study to be a fucking PHARMACIST!!! I'll have all your cures for you then ladies!!

    Fucking women!!!
    What a rant!! but all true!! we said

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmydee View Post
    What! No mention of changing outfits 4 times before going out for the night, or bringing 8 complete outfits including 10 pairs of shoes in a suitcase the size of a single bed away for a 3 night stay!!
    To be fair this one is no longer just applicable to women.

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    I think if you want to say something, you should not beat about the bush and come out with it ..... say it man

    Your grammar and punctuation is really appalling by the way .............. but then again it is a rant so I suppose you can be excused

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    Get off the fence and dont be afraid to have an opinion ..... What a rant. Sheer genius and an accurate social commentry. Well done, I loved it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo Baggins View Post
    I think if you want to say something, you should not beat about the bush and come out with it ..... say it man

    Your grammar and punctuation is really appalling by the way .............. but then again it is a rant so I suppose you can be excused
    ah he's off to college learn read and write good rant especially driven in the snow was appalling by some i was the scumbag passin everone in my q7 ah but sure we luv them anyway rod good interview last night with pierre christ the women the real rod rode if brian cowen had 1euro the imf cud go home.

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