I'm no shoplifter

**Experienced Punter esq** · 28-12-10, 18:00

There I was walking out of a shop in the shopping centre & that fuckin stupid annoying beep goes off I had bought nothing (I swear) but had a few bags from things I bought in other shops mortified I was people looking at me employees in the packed shop & me looking behind me Don't half look suspicious do I? Maybe all the people who saw me think I'm just a robber & they told all their friends & family I've never robbed anything in my life bar a few knickers from my lovely female friends sher no harm in that

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**magicalman9357** · 28-12-10, 18:05

Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq

There I was walking out of a shop in the shopping centre & that fuckin stupid annoying beep goes off I had bought nothing (I swear) but had a few bags from things I bought in other shops mortified I was people looking at me employees in the packed shop & me looking behind me Don't half look suspicious do I? Maybe all the people who saw me think I'm just a robber & they told all their friends & family I've never robbed anything in my life bar a few knickers from my lovely female friends sher no harm in that

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A very scary experience which has happened to me before too. Problem is that feeling of guilt even when doing nothing wrong. Had to actually convince myself that I didn't do anything which made it worse. I am always a little bit cautious when going through those beeping things.

**ber** · 28-12-10, 18:09

Originally Posted by magicalman9357

A very scary experience which has happened to me before too. Problem is that feeling of guilt even when doing nothing wrong. Had to actually convince myself that I didn't do anything which made it worse. I am always a little bit cautious when going through those beeping things.

When u hear the beep imagine its a starting pistol and run like hell

**magicalman9357** · 28-12-10, 18:18

Originally Posted by ber

When u hear the beep imagine its a starting pistol and run like hell

Great idea Ber and must try that next time.

**Lucy Chambers** · 28-12-10, 18:20

Originally Posted by magicalman9357

Great idea Ber and must try that next time.

You could also cover yourself in tinfoil.

**magicalman9357** · 28-12-10, 18:22

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

You could also cover yourself in tinfoil.

Brilliant Lucy. The ideas are coming hard and fast tonight. problem is I am not guilty lol.

**Doozer** · 28-12-10, 18:25

Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq

There I was walking out of a shop in the shopping centre & that fuckin stupid annoying beep goes off I had bought nothing (I swear) but had a few bags from things I bought in other shops mortified I was people looking at me employees in the packed shop & me looking behind me Don't half look suspicious do I? Maybe all the people who saw me think I'm just a robber & they told all their friends & family I've never robbed anything in my life bar a few knickers from my lovely female friends sher no harm in that

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You should have walked up to the manager and told him off for being mortified and feeling like a common criminal
He would have given you something for your troubles
Once you have paid for your items the sticker alarm shouldnt go off and if it does teh shop is culpible
Imagine you walked into another shop with the alarm tag still on and it went off you would feel ten times worse

**hornylimerick** · 28-12-10, 18:34

Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq

There I was walking out of a shop in the shopping centre & that fuckin stupid annoying beep goes off I had bought nothing (I swear) but had a few bags from things I bought in other shops mortified I was people looking at me employees in the packed shop & me looking behind me Don't half look suspicious do I? Maybe all the people who saw me think I'm just a robber & they told all their friends & family I've never robbed anything in my life bar a few knickers from my lovely female friends sher no harm in that

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The tags from other shops can set off the alarms for example the ones from next set off the river island ones, which means u can buy something in one shop and walk out without setting off the alarm yet when you walk into another with goods already bought and paid for in another store the alarm can go off, was doing work in next for a while and it got so bad the staff started ignoring all alarms

**Experienced Punter esq** · 28-12-10, 18:38

Originally Posted by hornylimerick

The tags from other shops can set off the alarms for example the ones from next set off the river island ones, which means u can buy something in one shop and walk out without setting off the alarm yet when you walk into another with goods already bought and paid for in another store the alarm can go off, was doing work in next for a while and it got so bad the staff started ignoring all alarms

u sound like a shoplifter to me!! was that u I saw running away from security guards in the crescent with a load of clothes?

**Doozer** · 28-12-10, 18:40

Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq

u sound like a shoplifter to me!! was that u I saw running away from security guards in the crescent with a load of clothes?

Was that you I saw running away from my neighbours clothesline?

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