Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
There I was walking out of a shop in the shopping centre & that fuckin stupid annoying beep goes off I had bought nothing (I swear) but had a few bags from things I bought in other shops mortified I was people looking at me employees in the packed shop & me looking behind me Don't half look suspicious do I? Maybe all the people who saw me think I'm just a robber & they told all their friends & family I've never robbed anything in my life bar a few knickers from my lovely female friends sher no harm in that.....
It's a good job there's no beepers on clothlines or you'd be rightly fucked.