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    im considering visiting a escort to lose my virginity ....... can somebody recommend an escort?? .. before anyone ask's how old r ya ...im 18

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    Lightbulb a bad idea.............................................................

    Quote Originally Posted by J__62 View Post
    im considering visiting a escort to lose my virginity ....... can somebody recommend an escort?? .. before anyone ask's how old r ya ...im 18
    Losing your virginity is great but its best when done with a gf or at least someone you meet. Paying to lose your virginity to me is like being born but only after putting 2 into a dispence machine at the hospital. Besides you more than likely wont last 5mins. 150/5mins? Hardly quality spending. Also you know what will happen? Youll want to do it again. Like the next few days.Can you see where im comming from?? 18? Unless your making good money at that age how are you going to pay to go back and at your age you will go back. I guarantee it. Be sensible and meet a nice girl and give yourself a chance, then later if you want to go to escorts by all means do. Most 18 year olds dont have the sense to tie their shoe laces let alone do a buisiness transaction with an escort.

    Buy a Bob the Builder DVD instead,
    Westside.

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    Okay...

    Although I agree with Westside, I have to assume that you've already tried conventional means and were desperately unsuccessful...

    If you have not tried finding a nice little girlfriend by
    all means do that first!

    However, If you do decide to go through with this you'll need to keep a few ground rules in mind.

    First, this escort doesn't love you. If you got hit by a bus it wouldn't effect her in the slightest. She'd probably say something to the effect of "awwww, that sucks... oh well" and in two days she would forget all about you. Seeing an escort is a business transaction, pure and simple.

    I am telling you this so you don't bullshit yourself and think there's a possibility she loves you or that you can change her. J_62, you're just another cock.

    Now the escorts on this board will fight that statement I just made tooth and nail because their stock and trade is in invested in pulling on your heart strings.

    Second, if you do this do not go around and tell your friends! No matter how excited you are that you just lost your virginity. They'll want to hear about it but they won't respect you. Full stop.

    Third, read the reviews. If a girl has bad reviews: stay away from her. If her pictures aren't verified there is a reason for it! It's not due to anonymity either!

    Lastly, don't worry about performing. Cum when you want to cum; it's you dosh after all.

    Oh, and have fun!

    Best of luck!

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    Ok cutting out all the bullshit from the previous two patronising idiots just because you are 18 ......... so here's what you do, check the escorts profiles with verified pics and just select a girl you would really like to fuck, make sure she is an independent then ring her and enjoy! It's really that simple .......... don't worry about your age, I lost my virginity a lot younger than you and I also visited my first escort at 18 .......... and look how normal I've turned out!! ;-)

    Paws

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    Default do it if you know u wont regret it down the line

    now lads, ya all gave some good advice, whether he goes or not its up to him but more importantly, we need to give him all the tips on how not to be deceived by these escorts, if he's new and naive he mite end up paying 300 for 15mins.
    This is agony aunt here, I sense your not popular or attractive to the girls, if you wait for that special girlfirend it may take years or even never to get your hole, if you are the shy and nervous tyoe to persue girls then going to escorts would help to boost your confidence, all my ex girlfriends told me that they would hate to bed a virgin that doesnt know how to please but think of going to escorts as a sex training course and when you do meet your special lady you can show her something special in bed.

    I dont have time today to give advice on meeting escorts, lads! wanna take over......

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    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    Losing your virginity is great but its best when done with a gf or at least someone you meet. Paying to lose your virginity to me is like being born but only after putting 2 into a dispence machine at the hospital. Besides you more than likely wont last 5mins. 150/5mins? Hardly quality spending. Also you know what will happen? Youll want to do it again. Like the next few days.Can you see where im comming from?? 18? Unless your making good money at that age how are you going to pay to go back and at your age you will go back. I guarantee it. Be sensible and meet a nice girl and give yourself a chance, then later if you want to go to escorts by all means do. Most 18 year olds dont have the sense to tie their shoe laces let alone do a buisiness transaction with an escort.

    Buy a Bob the Builder DVD instead,
    Westside.
    well put these birds are ruthless they will take you for every penny if they could.ye like westside siad you would need some experiance for some of these girls nasty bitches

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    Ok cutting out all the bullshit from the previous two patronising idiots just because you are 18 ......... so here's what you do, check the escorts profiles with verified pics and just select a girl you would really like to fuck, make sure she is an independent then ring her and enjoy! It's really that simple .......... don't worry about your age, I lost my virginity a lot younger than you and I also visited my first escort at 18 .......... and look how normal I've turned out!! ;-)

    Paws
    Yeah, he's right you know. he lost his virginity at 11 when he got bummed by the priest... and liked it.

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    My one simple piece of advice is as stated before dont bullshit your self into thinking she loves you honest to god gfe can fuck up a young mans head especially one who by the sounds of it is shy and ugly and never gets the girls
    I like to think there's a sexyfukka in all of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal View Post
    Yeah, he's right you know. he lost his virginity at 11 when he got bummed by the priest... and liked it.
    I don't think thats true. I heard he was 21.

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    Wink The Odd Couple!!

    Hal
    "Yeah, he's right you know. he lost his virginity at 11 when he got bummed by the priest... and liked it."
    So hal are you still wearing your dead grandmothers knickers whilst masturbating to gun magazines dreaming of the day you lose your virginity???

    funtimes
    "I don't think thats true. I heard he was 21."
    Wow funtimes!!! Your very first attempt at wit .......... well done!! Ok it didn't go so well for you but at least your trying to assemble some form of personality ......... I almost broke into a fit of smirk when I read your little "joke".

    Paws

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