First off hey hows the Sweetie?? How are you darling? I get hold of you yet ,you little princess. Oh yes Sweetie, you and i all alone under a moonlight starry sky!
For the guys that seem to have little luck with their chosen lifestyle ,i have a little cheer you up joke. The next time that smashing erotic curvy beaut turns out to be a dangerous thief , with a face like a laxitive (ie she'll frighten the shit out of you) and a pussy that looks like a row of teeth in an arsehole, a natural form of contraception so to speak, read below;
This Chinese couple were getting married.She is a virgin and the truth be known he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she
cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring,"
he whispers, "I know dis you firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise
you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -juss anyting you want.
You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and
worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard
about from other girls... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....
"You want... Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"
I just love the chinese for the fun they make us have.Every home should have one.
Oh for the guy asking about women working in Kinsale. The answer is yes they do. Im a big believer in equal opportunities in the workplace. Try your local centra.
I might be back but then again..........................
The Heartbroken Adventures Of Don Juan and The Empty PiggyBank,
that's gettin' told in the work kitchen tomorrow. Class.
Welcome Back ............. Again!!
So you finally got your elbow or knee or whatever operation over with west ............... by the way your racist jokes are not only old but crap! Welcome home ........ again!
anymore good jokes? need some entertainment here!!
Do u know this one lads?, my favourite kfc joke
"Why are women and kfc meals the same?"
"because when you're finished with the legs and the thighs all you're left with is a greasy box to put your bone in."
Ah westie, you are getting more and more charming by the day... Where do you go when you disapear - Charm School? Pat x
Originally Posted by westside
I would be lying if I said all the E-I staff didn't just get free sex toys from kinky.ie as part of the deal for us advertising them here ;-)
Originally Posted by westside
Jayne is away at the moment. She's a student and she had to go on some leave to study, but she took some sex toys with her, so I'm sure she's having fun!
what a troll you are paws
Originally Posted by bigpaws
Ah poor hal .......... ok let me tell everybody why hal is so upset with me, he was in the Chat Room with me and Taylor and Mr "i make 250 euros a day" Hal got a bit of a smart mouth on him to a lady so being the gentleman I am I stepped in and kind of humiliated him.
Don't bother taking me on hal ........... your no west so you won't be able to handle it!!