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    I thought you lot would have learnt by now. If OnlyMe has a girlfriend she is inflatable and lives in a box
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post


    I thought you lot would have learnt by now. If OnlyMe has a girlfriend she is inflatable and lives in a box
    Go back to bed Lucy, it's too cold out here

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    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyMe View Post
    Go back to bed Lucy, it's too cold out here
    I can't, I have an appointment with a willie. How is the girl that last week you just met and were falling for, and this week you can't stand the sight of? You do me me smile, ya cute thing ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    Yayy! Happy Christmas WHC X
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I can't, I have an appointment with a willie. How is the girl that last week you just met and were falling for, and this week you can't stand the sight of? You do me me smile, ya cute thing ya
    Ah she's fine. I'm only messing, was all just to introduce the threesome joke on the previous page. Should have last night, but went out for dinner yesterday afternoon, and was pickled stupid by nine o'clock. No one really here this morning, so my timing is off. Boom Boom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyMe View Post
    Ah she's fine. I'm only messing, was all just to introduce the threesome joke on the previous page. Should have last night, but went out for dinner yesterday afternoon, and was pickled stupid by nine o'clock. No one really here this morning, so my timing is off. Boom Boom.
    I thought so. Buy her something nice for Christmas and give her a hug, if she puts up with you she is special

    And happy christmas, naughty one x
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    deedin, happy x mas to your own self Lucy, says i, deedin i do, wishing'd you a lovely yuletide season, full of the "White Sh'tuff"
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I thought so. Buy her something nice for Christmas and give her a hug, if she puts up with you she is special

    And happy christmas, naughty one x
    Thank you Lucy. Happy Christmas to you too. Xx

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