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    Default My girlfriend won't let me onto her tits

    My girlfriend is getting on my tits and
    Not letting me get of on hers.
    I think I've turned her gay.

    How should I get her to dump me?
    I think it's kinder than dumping her before Christmas, or am I wrong?

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    Just man up and tell her face to face : doc
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    You have a girlfriend ???

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    Not for much longer. :-)
    Jessica and I are getting together.
    I plan on being faithful, ish

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    just let her 'accidentally' find you surfing this website.
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    Be a modern man.....txt her!!

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    try the rodeo riding trick- ya know, next time your at it doggy style, put your arm around her throat & lovingly whisper in her ear: " I hope you f*ck half as good as your sister does!".. then time how long you can stay on board for.. once that's over you'll be single pretty sharp

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyMe View Post
    My girlfriend is getting on my tits and
    Not letting me get of on hers.
    I think I've turned her gay.

    How should I get her to dump me?
    I think it's kinder than dumping her before Christmas, or am I wrong?

    No you have not made her gay.

    If she is no longer interested, move on - dump her, its the best for both of you.

    If she is gay at least you can watch, if not, then at least you can continue in this dream world of escorting & client.

    Simply put, if you are not happy - move on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyMe View Post
    My girlfriend is getting on my tits and
    Not letting me get of on hers.
    I think I've turned her gay.

    How should I get her to dump me?
    I think it's kinder than dumping her before Christmas, or am I wrong?
    Be honest and tell her

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    I think now is the time to introduce her to the idea of a threesome.

    What have I got to loose?

    Although she might be pissed off when she finds out she's not invited.

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