a wat to kill the mood :(

[xseanx]

I have a strange feeling of jealousy and excitment at the same time!?! lmao

[benin]

yeah i know shes here babe, well shes just having a nice hot shower (seeing as the shower works now lol) to warm herself up for me !!
any tips for me ???? lmao :P

tips for you..........jeez ok....be the lady i met if thats you then your going to be famous ..naaa you will be a legend babe xxxxx

[carlos marvado]

Whilst not wishing to become too technical in a thread of this nature, there is such a thing in the business as the floating turd.....hell even an iceberg would'nt sink some of those mothers. Given that some local authorities have been forced to reduce the water pressure, the floating turd may be more prevalent at the present time.

I know that this is something of a shitty post, but given that Westie is currently serving out a ban, somebody's got to keep up the tradition.

[The Plumber]

Maybe it was an extra he was looking for??
How much would you charge for that???

Yuck!!!!!!!

[Violette]

sorry dont think i made that last msg clear as wrote it in a hurry!!
he went to the ensuit bathroom without closing the door done a dump while me in the bedroom didnt knwo what to do or where to look and him acting as if this is normal behaviour chatting away! then comes out (with cleaning ANYWHERE) and tells me to lick his balls

and unfortunately this day goes from bad to worse as after this my next customer has become a member of the ugly mugs

feeling very sorry for myself over here , def never coming back here again

Oh sweet Jesus! Girl, I am so sorry indeed that was a horrible day.

[Marko1980]

ok as ppl will know that have met me i am genuinely horny and like to enjoy myself!!

but if u come and have a big dirty dump in my toilet stinking the place out not flushing the toilet and asking me for tea bagging .... u can fuck away off!!!
pardom my abruptness!!

not only are u ruining it for yourself u'v completely killed my mood for me for the rest of the day, making me have to cancell a couple of apt , anywhere i can get justice for this kinda thing lol

This story is fucking mental,
Either this guy is crazy or has a massive set of balls
I really feel for you on this one....