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    Santa What was the worst Xmas present you ever had and why do you think you were given it?

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    This could be a laugh......

    Mine was a packet of biscuits from a wealthy aunt. They are not even sweet or chocolatie, they were plain, just to add insult to injury. Why? May be because I had not visited her enough over the year, who knows, but never forgotten it! Very embarrasing all round as I open the present in front of others. Really weird.
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    I got a nose hair trimmer once. I don't have a hairy nose or ears, got a little paranoid about it for a while. Everytime I shaved I was looking for nose hair.

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    A swiss Army Knife. My ex husband thought he was a comedian.
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    A chemistery set I wanted a cowboy suit . Funny the way life turns out lol doc
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    Someone gave me a fancy ballpoint pen one Christmas. What's the point in spending money on a pen? Just means you're afraid to lose it, weighs too much and it's metal so it gets slippy when you're writing a lot.
    A pen?! pffffttt
    Last edited by ChiefHandker; 17-12-10 at 00:46. Reason: Apologies to those that've bought loved ones a pen this christmas, they're actually really wonderful

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    A swiss Army Knife. My ex husband thought he was a comedian.
    Thats a fantastic gift, its a knife and a screwdriver and a bottle opener and a tooth pick and a saw and a cork screw and a ..... Can't think of any thing else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlottebabe View Post
    Hello

    This could be a laugh......

    Mine was a packet of biscuits from a wealthy aunt. They are not even sweet or chocolatie, they were plain, just to add insult to injury. Why? May be because I had not visited her enough over the year, who knows, but never forgotten it! Very embarrasing all round as I open the present in front of others. Really weird.
    a lottery ticket on christmas eve from a very drunk uncle..he had scratched the ticket and it was not a winnner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dark-knight View Post
    Thats a fantastic gift, its a knife and a screwdriver and a bottle opener and a tooth pick and a saw and a cork screw and a ..... Can't think of any thing else.
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    got a little book with all these little scary storys in it

    with a sticker on the back saying for ages of 13 and up wards

    i was 9 years old red the thing cover to cover shit in me self ..

    got it from an uncle
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    A Dustin the Turkey music cd..


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