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    Default Merry Christmas E-I

    I havent got time to finish this, so feel free to add

    Twas the night before Christmas, all was quiet in the E-I house
    Nothings stirred, apart from Danny and Benny, pretending to be a mouse
    They crept in the door, all was silent and still
    Until James leapt out, offering them a blue pill
    Come in, he cried, the party is here
    Ciara has Santa and is providing good cheer
    Mousey is pissed, asleep in a chair
    Debest is locked up but we don't really care
    Dave is playing twister, Lonely is trying to win
    And we are trying to find a cupboard to shove Doozer in
    Violette and Shirley have tied Alec up
    right now they are making him drink from the furry cup
    Sam and Jackie are trying to keep order, nothing new there
    An Don is trying to set them on fire, just for a dare..
    Heather and Angel are providing the songs
    Herotodus and Cheif are trying to right lifes wrongs...
    Wantedthebest is here wearing Latex and Lace
    Hoilding aloft his penis and challenging us to a race
    Last edited by lucy chambers; 15-12-10 at 19:36.
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    oh thank you chambers
    i might have at least cleaned the chamber pots?, but, no, left out again,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    happy christmas, eboozena chambers
    taking a break, but not gone

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    Wanted the best was there, wearing Latex and Lace
    Holding aloft his penis and asking for a race
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

    Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures

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    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh god chambers, so near, and yet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, by the WAY, latex and lace, NOT MY THING?????????????????????????????????????????
    taking a break, but not gone

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    'While Nicegirlsarenice drinks all the Brandy and Rum.
    Rayden stands behind him admiring his bum.'
    Last edited by dave1dave; 15-12-10 at 19:56.

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    Carlos is holding court clutching a brandy and port
    He is rather hard to see as he is rather short
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Maxi and Monkeynut have never been bold,
    But I've heard Anons cock is a sight to behold !

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    So who should take pride of place on our Christmas tree,
    I believe that could be the fair Lucy C.

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    OnlyMe is drinking some piss
    and asks everyone will i lose weight drinking this


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    Poor benny and Danny are going to be sic
    A few voddies and now Lucys riding St Nick
    Last edited by Doozer; 15-12-10 at 20:13.
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