Where have you woken up?

[Fitzy]

just a pity she was away on holidays and her granny was in the bed....

I would be so lucky she is not a bad glf.

[Franken996]

Atlantis, Paradise Island, Bahamas- now that was a f*cked up 3 day bender

[samlad]

I've woke up in a bin once. That was an interesting night that one cannot recall.

[ChiefHandker]

So many places... on top of a wall, in a tree, a holding cell, on a pitch, footpaths.. i'm sure more will come back to me.

[mr maxi]

For me it was my best mates sisters bed he has not talked to me since.

No where as nice as that. Behind the settee or in the bath is as good as it gets......

[fiatpunter]

Swords. Never again.

Had really drunken, shite sex, "no condom? I'll fuck yer ass instead...."

Had to go down to the kitchen where fellow nurse housemates were having breakfast and find out where the fuck i was while she probably stayed in her bed whimpering and feeling like a complete tramp. Taxi into town "Just get me back to civilisation please" and bus home to SCD.

Arrived back home around lunchtime...at least I didnt have to explain my whereabouts.... some golf outing that was....I think.

[Doozer]

Wales.............................

[Ebony Amber]

Last NYE I woke up in the toilet of a club in Paris. Not on the toilet. Just in it. I was dressed as a "French Maid" with the word Salope written on my cheek in lipstick. I have never lived it down! The cleaner who woke me thought it was hilarious.

[Fitzy]

just a pity she was away on holidays and her granny was in the bed....

No where as nice as that. Behind the settee or in the bath is as good as it gets......

Well Mr Maxi it really was very nice I lost a friend but he turned out to be a right wanker.

[magicalman9357]

Where is the most bizarre or humorous place you have woken up in the morning?

For myself it has to be either in a greenhouse in a city park, or on the 7th green of a golf course.

In a very very strange hotel in Bray