Help !! A Hot Blonde nicked me !!!!

**barcode** · 14-12-10, 00:52

on the way home n just decided to chance a street hooker,
seen a hot blonde in benburd st area,
plain clothes ban-garda.... nicked !!!!
brought to garda station & charged with soliciting,
appear in court mid january,
could do without wise-ass jokes,
just looking for guidance what to do next,
guilty plea? bring a lawyer? where can i hide in a courtroom?

please hold on to your wit, im not a happy pappy

**BootSlick55** · 14-12-10, 01:02

I would say definately hire a legal eagle. May be a technicality/loophole they can find. As for publicity - unavoidable I'd say unless you're very lucky. At least it's a big city and not some village so court reports won't be printed in local papers.

**blueforever** · 14-12-10, 01:03

just pay the fine it'll be fuck all

**Lucy Chambers** · 14-12-10, 01:10

Originally Posted by barcode

on the way home n just decided to chance a street hooker,
seen a hot blonde in benburd st area,
plain clothes ban-garda.... nicked !!!!
brought to garda station & charged with soliciting,
appear in court mid january,
could do without wise-ass jokes,
just looking for guidance what to do next,
guilty plea? bring a lawyer? where can i hide in a courtroom?

please hold on to your wit, im not a happy pappy

Oooops. Well, you really need to provide more info. Were you in your car? Did you ask her for business or did she ask you? Could you claim that you were lost or did you discuss money? If so, pay the fine. They will have recorded the whole thing. Chalk it up to experience and ask for non disclosure when it goes to court under grounds of personal circumstances. You wont be the first, but in the UK you do normally get a caution for a first offence. Sorry.

**Rayden** · 14-12-10, 01:13

I trust you wont be in a hurry to see another street walker soon.

**kelso** · 14-12-10, 01:14

ok no wisecracks; too bad man, but why risk the street scene?! anyway id not worry too much budy, what with all the real criminals, bankers etc in b4 u, you will get a fine and a ticking off and thatll be that

**TiffanyTees** · 14-12-10, 01:17

Originally Posted by barcode

on the way home n just decided to chance a street hooker,
seen a hot blonde in benburd st area,
plain clothes ban-garda.... nicked !!!!
brought to garda station & charged with soliciting,
appear in court mid january,
could do without wise-ass jokes,
just looking for guidance what to do next,
guilty plea? bring a lawyer? where can i hide in a courtroom?

please hold on to your wit, im not a happy pappy

oh oh I heard they going to do a "name and shame in the papers after court, like they did in England.
fingers crossed for you
Tiff xx

**ladiesman217** · 14-12-10, 01:23

Dude that sucks :/ Hope you get off with just a warning and/or fine.

**mr maxi** · 14-12-10, 01:24

Originally Posted by barcode

on the way home n just decided to chance a street hooker,
seen a hot blonde in benburd st area,
plain clothes ban-garda.... nicked !!!!
brought to garda station & charged with soliciting,
appear in court mid january,
could do without wise-ass jokes,
just looking for guidance what to do next,
guilty plea? bring a lawyer? where can i hide in a courtroom?

please hold on to your wit, im not a happy pappy

Holy shit. What can i say. Sorry fella.

**barcode** · 14-12-10, 01:31

Originally Posted by Rayden

I trust you wont be in a hurry to see another street walker soon.

the last time i was in a cell i was there sobering up
that was 6 yrs ago, not a drink since...

same same for this me thinks

Man, she would have been a great ride
if it looks too good to be true - it usually is !!!!

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