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    Cop Help !! A Hot Blonde nicked me !!!!

    on the way home n just decided to chance a street hooker,
    seen a hot blonde in benburd st area,
    plain clothes ban-garda.... nicked !!!!
    brought to garda station & charged with soliciting,
    appear in court mid january,
    could do without wise-ass jokes,
    just looking for guidance what to do next,
    guilty plea? bring a lawyer? where can i hide in a courtroom?

    please hold on to your wit, im not a happy pappy

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    I would say definately hire a legal eagle. May be a technicality/loophole they can find. As for publicity - unavoidable I'd say unless you're very lucky. At least it's a big city and not some village so court reports won't be printed in local papers.
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    just pay the fine it'll be fuck all

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    Quote Originally Posted by barcode View Post
    on the way home n just decided to chance a street hooker,
    seen a hot blonde in benburd st area,
    plain clothes ban-garda.... nicked !!!!
    brought to garda station & charged with soliciting,
    appear in court mid january,
    could do without wise-ass jokes,
    just looking for guidance what to do next,
    guilty plea? bring a lawyer? where can i hide in a courtroom?

    please hold on to your wit, im not a happy pappy
    Oooops. Well, you really need to provide more info. Were you in your car? Did you ask her for business or did she ask you? Could you claim that you were lost or did you discuss money? If so, pay the fine. They will have recorded the whole thing. Chalk it up to experience and ask for non disclosure when it goes to court under grounds of personal circumstances. You wont be the first, but in the UK you do normally get a caution for a first offence. Sorry.
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    I trust you wont be in a hurry to see another street walker soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rayden View Post
    I trust you wont be in a hurry to see another street walker soon.
    the last time i was in a cell i was there sobering up
    that was 6 yrs ago, not a drink since...

    same same for this me thinks

    Man, she would have been a great ride
    if it looks too good to be true - it usually is !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by barcode View Post
    the last time i was in a cell i was there sobering up
    that was 6 yrs ago, not a drink since...

    same same for this me thinks

    Man, she would have been a great ride
    if it looks too good to be true - it usually is !!!!
    Congrats on the 6 years!

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    Man i feel so sorry thats my biggest fear!! I thought the loop hole in the system was that escorts charge for their time and companionship and anything that happens sexually is just a coincidence! keep us up dated please! like its not exactly the most desirable thing to have on your permenent record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dublinguy69 View Post
    Man i feel so sorry thats my biggest fear!! I thought the loop hole in the system was that escorts charge for their time and companionship and anything that happens sexually is just a coincidence! keep us up dated please! like its not exactly the most desirable thing to have on your permenent record.
    He wasnt with an escort, he was with a kerb crawler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dublinguy69 View Post
    Man i feel so sorry thats my biggest fear!! I thought the loop hole in the system was that escorts charge for their time and companionship and anything that happens sexually is just a coincidence! keep us up dated please! like its not exactly the most desirable thing to have on your permenent record.
    I know I ain't the most knowledgeable member here (far from it) but escorting isn't illegal. Unless of course 2 or more escorts are working in conditions which could be constituted as being a brothel. That's not why barcode was arrested. Going up to hookers on the streets is illegal, or curb crawling as I believe it is called. As I said, I'm no expert in the area so I could very well be wrong, and if so I apologise.

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