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    Default I can eat toe nail clippings

    I'm just back from dinner.
    I have a regular arrangement from a girl from this site. She's says we are friends but obviously still charges me, fair enough.
    Anyway had dinner, she laughs at my jokes, agrees with my arguments, she's a nice person.
    But somehow just didn't do it for me. I thought I knew her, even liked her.
    I told her I have been taking the toe nail clippings from my next door neighbours bin. My neighbour's 23, looks well. I told her I've been eating them.
    Strangely there was little enough reaction to this.
    Now I'm wondering am I strange or what the hell has she seen out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyMe View Post
    I'm just back from dinner.
    I have a regular arrangement from a girl from this site. She's says we are friends but obviously still charges me, fair enough.
    Anyway had dinner, she laughs at my jokes, agrees with my arguments, she's a nice person.
    But somehow just didn't do it for me. I thought I knew her, even liked her.
    I told her I have been taking the toe nail clippings from my next door neighbours bin. My neighbour's 23, looks well. I told her I've been eating them.
    Strangely there was little enough reaction to this.
    Now I'm wondering am I strange or what the hell has she seen out there.
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    Is this a joke??

    How do you know when to look for the clippings? Is it just cause your neighbour looks well. If they didn look well would you onot be interested in eating them.

    Jaysus, I hope this is a joke. The thought of someone rooting through a bin looking for toe nail clippings is a bit much.

    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyMe View Post
    I'm just back from dinner.
    I have a regular arrangement from a girl from this site. She's says we are friends but obviously still charges me, fair enough.
    Anyway had dinner, she laughs at my jokes, agrees with my arguments, she's a nice person.
    But somehow just didn't do it for me. I thought I knew her, even liked her.
    I told her I have been taking the toe nail clippings from my next door neighbours bin. My neighbour's 23, looks well. I told her I've been eating them.
    Strangely there was little enough reaction to this.
    Now I'm wondering am I strange or what the hell has she seen out there.

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    Dr Zoidberg put it best regarding eating toenails: "A feast is a feast."

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyMe View Post
    I'm just back from dinner.
    I have a regular arrangement from a girl from this site. She's says we are friends but obviously still charges me, fair enough.
    Anyway had dinner, she laughs at my jokes, agrees with my arguments, she's a nice person.
    But somehow just didn't do it for me. I thought I knew her, even liked her.
    I told her I have been taking the toe nail clippings from my next door neighbours bin. My neighbour's 23, looks well. I told her I've been eating them.
    Strangely there was little enough reaction to this.
    Now I'm wondering am I strange or what the hell has she seen out there.
    on a scale of possible depravity 1-10? its a 2!

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    Quote Originally Posted by herodotus View Post
    Is this a joke??

    How do you know when to look for the clippings? Is it just cause your neighbour looks well. If they didn look well would you onot be interested in eating them.

    Jaysus, I hope this is a joke. The thought of someone rooting through a bin looking for toe nail clippings is a bit much.

    My point is she bored me by agreeing with everything I said. Everything.
    She told me some weird stuff.
    Waste of time, next time I'll go for the chocolate star

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyMe View Post
    My point is she bored me by agreeing with everything I said. Everything.
    She told me some weird stuff.
    Waste of time, next time I'll go for the chocolate star
    what fool would agree with everything you say? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    what fool would agree with everything you say? lol
    Thank you, my point exactly.
    I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    what fool would agree with everything you say? lol
    An imaginary fool..
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    An imaginary fool..
    how much do they charge?

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