I Love The Snow

[Sam Spade]

I feel happy and well rested this morning.

The reason?
My wife suggested that I booked into an hotel for the night as she was snowed in.

My only regret is that the snow has now gone!

I am however checking the weather forecast for the next blanket of snow and hoping it's going to be a long hard winter.

[anon361]

I'm conflustered, your wife is snowed in so you have to book into a hotel

[benin]

I'm conflustered, your wife is snowed in so you have to book into a hotel

he is not allowed to attempt to cook for himself...not after last time.

[Sam Spade]

Fortunately I work 30 miles away, so couldn't get home.
Sad I know, but what could I do.

A 24 hour does not come along often.

[anon361]

he is not allowed to attempt to cook for himself...not after last time.

That's what I was thinking, he must have got drunk, wrecked the place and ran around the streets naked keeping the neighbours awake, so Jimmy said anyway..

[Sam Spade]

That's what I was thinking, he must have got drunk, wrecked the place and ran around the streets naked keeping the neighbours awake, so Jimmy said anyway..

Too cold to run around naked, wouldn't want to get frost bite!

[Monkeynut]

So who was the lucky escort you got to spend the night with??

We know who spent the night with your missus .....

[Sam Spade]

So who was the lucky escort you got to spend the night with??

We know who spent the night with your missus .....

As long as you left the required amount of money for her 'time and companionship'.

[Monkeynut]

As long as you left the required amount of money for her 'time and companionship'.

I certainly did ...... none of the others did though ....

[Sam Spade]

I certainly did ...... none of the others did though ....

Not fair, do those mean bastards not know I rely on their money.

After all, I do put it to good use!