Poor Mucker!

[dannyboy10]

I will need his services too dannyboy. I need the contents of my frozen septic tank removed from the premises and disposed of legally. It got blocked when I put his posts and opinions into it.

For this work I will offer you €1.40

It is a deal if you provide the straw!!

(must tell mucker to suck, not blow, or matters would be just made worse! )

[lovethegirls]

How about a financial adviser to the girls.
Might even get a reduced rate as a xmas bonus.

[Sam Spade]

Helping me test my strapons. I am looking for the one to take men's breaths away. I am not too sure if it is the 8 inch, or the 10 inch. So, yes I need a strapon tester. Shoe cleaner, bum wiper, and latte maker. I am flexible on payment.

Have you ever though that this may have been the type of service he prefers, and indeed pays for!

Perhaps it is these services that he gets 'good value' from his usual escorts?

[kelso]

The recession has hit poor Mucker very hard!

For two days he has been on, whinging about the cost of spending time with the wonderful Ladies here!

Now I presume he did not of yet receive any free offers by P.M from said Ladies and to be honest his inability to pay for fondling time is interferring with my sleep!

So rather than be negative about him I decided to help him!

So I ask all posters, if they have any little jobs or errands they want doing could you post them here as I think we can help the little guy out!

He is willing to do anything at competative prices!!

my, my, some ppl here seem to have got a very sensitive spot on pricing issues or is it a previous history with mucker? what was it that struck such a raw nerve with some of the more notable posters & dare i say it omnipresent posters i wonder?!!
could it be he had a point about your motives?
i for one could not care less, i pay what the asking price plus a gift on accasion if i feel the girl is worth it - end of
anyway 1 way or the other, you have just started another stupid thread on an issue you criticised mucker for yesterday!! and now we are replying, and you have also gotten more than a bit personal with him - i thought most adults on here were above this kind of schoolyard sledging but obviously not - cop on lads ffs
i for one would like to hear more from dirty harry, anon and a few more of the lads rather than the little cabal of 10-12 that has taken root here in the last 3 months

[dannyboy10]

my, my, some ppl here seem to have got a very sensitive spot on pricing issues or is it a previous history with mucker? what was it that struck such a raw nerve with some of the more notable posters & dare i say it omnipresent posters i wonder?!!
could it be he had a point about your motives?
i for one could not care less, i pay what the asking price plus a gift on accasion if i feel the girl is worth it - end of
anyway 1 way or the other, you have just started another stupid thread on an issue you criticised mucker for yesterday!! and now we are replying, and you have also gotten more than a bit personal with him - i thought most adults on here were above this kind of schoolyard sledging but obviously not - cop on lads ffs
i for one would like to hear more from dirty harry, anon and a few more of the lads rather than the little cabal of 10-12 that has taken root here in the last 3 months

(Danny boy cries his little heart out into his pillow)