Why some girls are cheaper than others

[OnlyMe]

A cowboy goes into an Indian brothel.

He sees 3 women sitting on animal skins.

The Chief says, "women on buffalo and bear skins $50, woman on hippo skin $100.

Curious the cowboy asks the chief why the difference.

Chief says " the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other 2 hides"

[Sam Spade]

A cowboy goes into an Indian brothel.

He sees 3 women sitting on animal skins.

The Chief says, "women on buffalo and bear skins $50, woman on hippo skin $100.

Curious the cowboy asks the chief why the difference.

Chief says " the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other 2 hides"

Here we go again!

[monster_monster]

maths jokes, just as good as a wank, you can't beat them!!

[Monkeynut]

maths jokes, just as good as a wank, you can't beat them!!

pmsl .............

[mr maxi]

A cowboy goes into an Indian brothel.

He sees 3 women sitting on animal skins.

The Chief says, "women on buffalo and bear skins $50, woman on hippo skin $100.

Curious the cowboy asks the chief why the difference.

Chief says " the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other 2 hides"

Excellent joke thread but we have one of them already.

[JAMESCORK]

A cowboy goes into an Indian brothel.

He sees 3 women sitting on animal skins.

The Chief says, "women on buffalo and bear skins $50, woman on hippo skin $100.

Curious the cowboy asks the chief why the difference.

Chief says " the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other 2 hides"

You know sumtin... I like your wit... Im working wit ya...PSML.

[takemedrunkimhome]

Pythagorus or whoever the prick was is loving you now lol

[Mucker]

I heard a different version - same idea.

A tourist goes into an Dublin brothel.

He sees 3 women sitting on 3 chairs.

The Madame says, "the swarthy tanned busty girl on the left and the beautiful blonde are €80, and the other one is €150."

Curious the tourist asks the Madame why the difference.

Madame says " the pasty looking one with the attitude is Irish and for some unknown reason she can charge what she likes unlike the other two who seem to live in some kind of undeclared economic protectionist state where they apparently do not have the same freedom to raise their prices."

[dannyboy10]

i heard a different version - same idea.

A tourist goes into an dublin brothel.

He sees 3 women sitting on 3 chairs.

The madame says, "the swarthy tanned busty girl on the left and the beautiful blonde are €80, and the other one is €150."

curious the tourist asks the madame why the difference.

Madame says " the pasty looking one with the attitude is irish and for some unknown reason she can charge what she likes unlike the other two who seem to live in some kind of undeclared economic protectionist state where they apparently do not have the same freedom to raise their prices."

ohhhhh shut up!!!!!!

[Monkeynut]

I heard a different version - same idea.

A tourist goes into an Dublin brothel.

He sees 3 women sitting on 3 chairs.

The Madame says, "the swarthy tanned busty girl on the left and the beautiful blonde are €80, and the other one is €150."

Curious the tourist asks the Madame why the difference.

Madame says " the pasty looking one with the attitude is Irish and for some unknown reason she can charge what she likes unlike the other two who seem to live in some kind of undeclared economic protectionist state where they apparently do not have the same freedom to raise their prices."

You are obviously missing a gene or something. If you dont like a girls price then fuck off somewhere else and stop talking bollocks here about your inability to pay.