I am now wet. Soaking. I just dug my car out of the snow, skidded back and realised this has to be the worst joke ever.

Did you know that on the 1st of October all Swedes fit snow chains or double width snow tires?
Did you know that in Russia this is considered a flurry?
In Germany, where it is FAR WORSE, the autobahn is clear.

In England, people slept in their cars on the M25.
In Ireland, it is reduced to a skating rink
Yet this was forecast a week ago.

This is ABSOLUTE CRAP. WHERE ON EARTH IS THE PLANNING?