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    How a bailout package works

    It is a slow day in a damp little Irish town. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit.

    On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the town, stops at the local hotel and lays a 100 euro note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

    The butcher takes the note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.

    The pig farmer takes the note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

    The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the pub.

    The publican slips the money along to the local escort drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit.

    The escort then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the same note.

    The hotel proprietor then places the note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.

    At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money and leaves town.

    No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.



    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how a bailout package works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monster_monster View Post
    How a bailout package works

    It is a slow day in a damp little Irish town. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit.

    On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the town, stops at the local hotel and lays a 100 euro note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

    The butcher takes the note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.

    The pig farmer takes the note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

    The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the pub.

    The publican slips the money along to the local escort drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit.

    The escort then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the same note.

    The hotel proprietor then places the note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.

    At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money and leaves town.

    No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.



    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how a bailout package works.
    Thats the type of package we need

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    Except in reality, the German, when he comes down stairs he expects his 100 euro, plus another 20 in interest charges!!

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    Andon all of this the escorts honesty is who is to be thanked as she gave the real credit .;doc;
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    Quote Originally Posted by dr love View Post
    Andon all of this the escorts honesty is who is to be thanked as she gave the real credit .;doc;
    She must be on a different site!!!

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    [QUOTE=dannyboy10;334382]She must be on a different site!!! [/jaysus another site where , curious,;doc
    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do .: doc

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