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dave1dave
Thought I'd throw this in here as people seem to like it ! Added someone else in who doesn't appear in the members list that I used to help me !
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even Mousey cause he's dissappeared;
The stockings were hung on Lucys legs lying by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Benin and Danny soon would be there;
With Ciara, Jessy, Violette, Shirley, Layla, Erika, Vanessa, Isabella, Tiff, Karin, Fiona, Sweet Rebeka, Cindy, Siobhan, Mature abby, Donegalangel, Pru, Sexysandy, Jasmin, ParisB, Patricia, Nicole, VampireJackie, Kelly, Emma, Julia, Marie, Felicity, Lucy, Cindy, Sarah, Queen Bee, Natasha, Racquel, Sophie, Dorris and Monica
were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Dave1dave danced in their heads
And Doc in his ‘kerchief, and Monkeynut in his cap,
Had just settled Westside, Debest and NGAN for a long winter’s nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter wellhung chap had just let a load splatter,
Doozerand Rayden sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window Mr Maxi flew like a flash,
Samlad tore open El Gordos trousers and threw up on Jimbop.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of Anons cock to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But The Highwayman and Rover, and eight tinny reindeer,
With little old DirtyHarry, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be captain Jack.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
‘Now West Cork Lad! now, Carlos! now, Rickles and Ric!
On, Ber! On, EP! on Dom! on Monster-Monster!, on Donna and Alec!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!’
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and Luther too.
And then, in a twinkling, Scotus heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of Cable and Onlyme.
As John Rambo drew in his head, and Magicman was turning around,
Down the chimney Milf Hunter came with a bound,
Punterminator was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
and Espensens clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a Kerrylad, just opening his pack.
Bruce Almightys eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like Rimmerguys, his nose like a cherry!
Poggo's droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe Wingman held tight in his teeth,
and the smoke it encircled CityGents head like a wreath;
Lonley had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.
ChiefHandker was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
and Forrest laughed when Wantedthebest69 saw him, in spite of Fergal;
A wink of WD40s eye and a twist of sexyfukkas head,
Soon gave AmL to know Epsilon had nothing to dread.
69patrick spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
and filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
and laying his finger aside of his nose,
and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team Bacman gave a whistle,
and away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
‘Happy Christmas to all from Dave1dave, and to all a good-night.
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