Did anyone ever chip their diesel…

[benin]

Since when is a BMW M5 V10 a diesel ...... Ya tool!

Chipping alters the engine management system which controls a number of parameters. These include fuelling sequence, boost and auto box change sequence. You can move peak power and torque parameters around to give you better performance or better fuel economy. Its not a black art but WILL AFFECT YOUR INSURANCE POLICY IF CAUGHT.
My eldest son is an insurance assessor and the first thing he checks on a crashed car is the ECU and if its modified you are fucked ...... he keeps telling me this as I have a toy that produces 210 BHP from a 1.9 diesel engine!

impressive knowledge there monkeynut....but please stop using my trademark "ya tool" ...or you can go with option b ..."ya tool (tm benny)" its up to you

[Monkeynut]

Thank you Benny and I apologise for any copyright infringement I may have caused .... ya tool (tm benny)

[OnlyMe]

Its safer just trade up for more bhp

Exactly right. Bigger bhp. Bigger brakes, etc

[benin]

Exactly right. Bigger bhp. Bigger brakes, etc

but they cost more so i doubt if you will be in favour of them lol

[dr love]

Monkeynut was that ya tool remark meant for me ,i just posted to thread in reference to power and the rush you get,as was mention by JC.

[Monkeynut]

Monkeynut was that ya tool remark meant for me ,i just posted to thread in reference to power and the rush you get,as was mention by JC.

I cant remember .... ya tool (tm Benny)!

[dr love]

I cant remember .... ya tool (tm Benny)!

What have I done to deserve this

[dannyboy10]

What have I done to deserve this

Glass him Doc, GLASS HIM!!!

[dr love]

Glass him Doc, GLASS HIM!!!

Have no idea what he's getting at and then calling me a tool.doc;

[JohnRambo]

How much did it cost James and how long does it take to get done?

I’d be very interested in giving my van a wee bit of a boost, at the moment she wouldn’t pull you out of bed, 110bhp, dead as feck.