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    Default I'm cold and worse than that

    Mary wont win x factor...gutted i am

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    I'd rather have my goolies frozen and served to me in a stick than watch Xfactor, celebrity whatsit and all those other "talent" shows that seem to go on for ever.

    Bring back Monkey Magic. It was properly crap but I loved it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tentative Toe View Post
    I'd rather have my goolies frozen and served to me in a stick than watch Xfactor, celebrity whatsit and all those other "talent" shows that seem to go on for ever.

    Bring back Monkey Magic. It was properly crap but I loved it.
    what the fuck was monkey magic?....was it monkeynut playing card tricks on a bus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    Mary wont win x factor...gutted i am
    Very cold today it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    what the fuck was monkey magic?....was it monkeynut playing card tricks on a bus?
    Oh, the young,
    just look at these special effects, could have been made this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tentative Toe View Post
    Oh, the young,
    just look at these special effects, could have been made this morning.


    i fucking love "Monkey".. deedin now i do be th'singing the theme song adin inside in me own offive, whilst pulling chest hairs and blowing on them whilst waving them in front of my face, then getting adin inside in a cloud whats got a big bastard machine gun on it, then after the cloud drives me to where i want to gan, im going to jump off it, and absolutely fucking destroy some enemies, whilst my big eared friend "Pigsy" snorts at that fish faced cunt whose name escapes me............. id say
    I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wellhungchap View Post
    i fucking love "Monkey".. deedin now i do be th'singing the theme song adin inside in me own offive, whilst pulling chest hairs and blowing on them whilst waving them in front of my face, then getting adin inside in a cloud whats got a big bastard machine gun on it, then after the cloud drives me to where i want to gan, im going to jump off it, and absolutely fucking destroy some enemies, whilst my big eared friend "Pigsy" snorts at that fish faced cunt whose name escapes me............. id say
    i'm none the wiser now ....still enjoyed reading that anyway lol

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    great all the same on days like this where u can keep your hands nice & warm inside your underpants wrapped around your hot pumping blood filled mickey..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    great all the same on days like this where u can keep your hands nice & warm inside your underpants wrapped around your hot pumping blood filled mickey..
    off topic.....and disturbing image aswell

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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    Mary wont win x factor...gutted i am
    Have faith benny ,it's only the weather has you down ,turn up heating bro lol doc;
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