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    Default New Wheelchair for John

    I saw this yoke on the Internet and though it'd be a great addition to JohnRambo's arsenal. Check it out:



    Look at this fucking thing, it's awesome. You could put a pair of twin fifty-cal machine guns under the arms and a turbo boost on the back. Them caterpillars looks strong enough to drive up the side of a skyscraper. Next time John gets langers he won't have to worry about driving his chair down stairs - fit a pair of rocket engines under the seat and he can fly out the window!



    No seatbelt, though.



    Machine guns, rocket launchers, built-in RPG, this thing gives you maximum pwnage!!!!

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    I’ve seen that baby before Mousey thanks but I don’t think it would be much use to me in and around the house, instead of going through the door I probably could just go though fecking walls with that thing!

    However if you really do want to start some kinda campaign to get my a new set of wheels look no further than this baby mind you you wont have much change out of 7K:-





    Last edited by JohnRambo; 27-11-10 at 19:09.
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    Too small, Mousey. Let's get him this one:


    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    Nice one, Gordo.

    How about we just pimp out his current one?


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    Well, almost anything would be better than the one he's using now.


    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    Well, almost anything would be better than the one he's using now.

    Cheeky bastard El Gordo! Blame the NHS LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnRambo View Post
    I’ve seen that baby before Mousey thanks but I don’t think it would be much use to me in and around the house, instead of going through the door I probably could just go though fecking walls with that thing!

    However if you really do want to start some kinda campaign to get my a new set of wheels look no further than this baby mind you you wont have much change out of 7K:-



    I see that it's fully adjustable so that Nicole can give you a good seeing to in it, fella
    Last edited by samlad; 28-11-10 at 11:45.

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    John, I reckon you need a change of identity, if only for this awesome piece of kit


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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    Well, almost anything would be better than the one he's using now.

    Great thread boys breaking my Ballox laughing I don't what you and mousey are smoking tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    John, I reckon you need a change of identity, if only for this awesome piece of kit

    But then we wont be able to do this to him anymore

    Join the E-I Fantasy Football League

    http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...ntasy-Football

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