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[OnlyMe]

Very interesting. Why don't you do a variation on the old theme, and get the escort to try and connect the barbie bodies back to the heads again.

http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/graphics/barbie.GIF

Because obviously I have to burn the bodies and use the melted plastic to dry on the hairs of my scrotum first. The pain is a real turn on

[benin]

Because obviously I have to burn the bodies and use the melted plastic to dry on the hairs of my scrotum first. The pain is a real turn on

ffs thats obvious...why did you even bother to post that????

[OnlyMe]

ffs thats obvious...why did you even bother to post that????

lol lol...............

[hornylimerick]

just read this, it's funny shit!

[sampower]

all ill say is each to their own aslong as nobody ends up in hospital lol, i would be very curious tho to how you got into such a fetish??

[banterboy]

I think there was a girl in Donegal who offered this service but with Crolly Dolls. Are you willing to sacrifice art for pleasure?

[Anna23]

At least OnlyMe knows what he wants so fair play to him. There is nothing worse than a client who doesn't know what he wants. It's almost impossible to please such a person. ;-)

[OnlyMe]

At least OnlyMe knows what he wants so fair play to him. There is nothing worse than a client who doesn't know what he wants. It's almost impossible to please such a person. ;-)

I'd like to dress in a suit I have made with black bin liners and whip you with rye grass.
Could we arrange something?

[Anna23]

I'd like to dress in a suit I have made with black bin liners and whip you with rye grass.
Could we arrange something?

Of course we can! Sounds like great fun. Just PM me to arrange a date please.
This reminds me I like to be wrapped up in a sexy see through dress made from cling film and make love in it with all the squeeky noises. Have't done it for ages though. Unfortunatelly the Gentlemen of Ireland dont usually have such imagination like you, sir.
It's always only: "Can you dress up as schoolgirl? Or do you have some PVC?" Nothing interesting really...
And when there is someone with interesting ideas then he just doesnt have the guts to put them into practice. Or he would just post threads in this section forever and just take the piss out of the ladies who take the time to reply and offer to oblige with his desired request.
This is of course not your case sir since we will have loads of fun soon enough aint that right

[OnlyMe]

Of course we can! Sounds like great fun. Just PM me to arrange a date please.
This reminds me I like to be wrapped up in a sexy see through dress made from cling film and make love in it with all the squeeky noises. Have't done it for ages though. Unfortunatelly the Gentlemen of Ireland dont usually have such imagination like you, sir.
It's always only: "Can you dress up as schoolgirl? Or do you have some PVC?" Nothing interesting really...
And when there is someone with interesting ideas then he just doesnt have the guts to put them into practice. Or he would just post threads in this section forever and just take the piss out of the ladies who take the time to reply and offer to oblige with his desired request.
This is of course not your case sir since we will have loads of fun soon enough aint that right

I'll have to look into this.