Could you be Santa???????????????
Saw an advertisement for Santas earlier. Well i thought and figured id make a dreadful Santa.
For starters Santa is supposed to be a big jolly gentle fatso. Im not.
Also the spirit of the season would escape me entirely. Probably end up blackmailing the kids old man for 500 shiney ones.
could you be Santa?
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Well you deffinatly dont meet the Jolly or nice criteria either
I reckon NAGAN would be a great Santa...He only comes once a Year too!!
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I'm your man I'd love to do it.....
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Santa dosnt pull his micky EX POriginally Posted by Experienced Punter esq
With two infractions so far I will prob have alot of time on my hands in December!!
Put my name down
Last edited by dannyboy10; 22-11-10 at 20:28.
Well it depends on what nice is. As for jolly i have no intentions of smiling to make miserable ppl happy. My parents worked real hard for my smile and its only used in proper circumstances.
From Santa with love,
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I don't know if i can be the Santa,but i Santa's help i will.
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i was just going to advertise for a helper when can you start.
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i am ready...so,what can i do?
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