Could you be Santa???????????????

[Westsidex]

I don't know if i can be the Santa,but i Santa's help i will.

Dont take any notice of anyone from Kerry sweetie. They arent well.

You can be my helper anytime your little thing. You can sit in Santas sock (it washed) and make sure all goes as planned.

the toys that is,
Westside.

PS turn that dirty mind off sweetie.

[Westsidex]

Well you deffinatly dont meet the Jolly or nice criteria either

Well it depends on what nice is. As for jolly i have no intentions of smiling to make miserable ppl happy. My parents worked real hard for my smile and its only used in proper circumstances.

From Santa with love,
Westside.

[kerry lad in town]

You dont have the time to listen to my list.

an A-Z of fun and froilcs,
Westside.

try me i have a sack full of stuff.

[sweet rebeka]

i was just going to advertise for a helper when can you start.

i am ready...so,what can i do?

[sweet rebeka]

Dont take any notice of anyone from Kerry sweetie. They arent well.

You can be my helper anytime your little thing. You can sit in Santas sock (it washed) and make sure all goes as planned.

the toys that is,
Westside.

PS turn that dirty mind off sweetie.

ok babe....

[magicalman9357]

Saw an advertisement for Santas earlier. Well i thought and figured id make a dreadful Santa.
For starters Santa is supposed to be a big jolly gentle fatso. Im not.
Also the spirit of the season would escape me entirely. Probably end up blackmailing the kids old man for 500 shiney ones.

could you be Santa?
Westside.

Definitely not for me as I am far too grumpy

[sweet rebeka]

but i have another idea: won't be better to be the Christmas present then the Santa's help?

[Mousey]

I'm a big fat lad so I could cover the looks.

[Doozer]

I'm a big fat lad so I could cover the looks.

So Snata is EX P the knicker stealing was teh giveaway

[69patrick69]

but i have another idea: won't be better to be the Christmas present then the Santa's help?

i would accept you as a christmas present anytime sweetie