Exercise in futility

[Lincoln]

I have to say the fake escort reviews are highly amusing when you actually read them, the pidgin english and the gibberish descriptions!!

Here's an offer to the working girls:

Let me PM some choice descriptive prose to you and then have your pals post as reviews, your turn-over will quadruple I assure you.

All I ask is a modest 5% commission

[Lucy Chambers]

They aren't so highly amusing for the escort when accompanied by a rat and a red bar.

[Lincoln]

I possibly appeared somewhat callous there. it wasnt intended as such.

Let me elaborate: Its Saturday evening, i'm lying on my bed and its one of those peculiar junctures where literally every pal or friend I have is off with their significant others having some sort of life and the rest of the empty evening is stretching out ahead of me. My only real excitement here is pondering what time I will try to go to sleep at and will I have a cup of tea before hand.

Apologies if my effort at humour appeared callous. That wasnt the intention. I'm trying to stave off a large chunk of loneliness

[Lucy Chambers]

I possibly appeared somewhat callous there. it wasnt intended as such.

Let me elaborate: Its Saturday evening, i'm lying on my bed and its one of those peculiar junctures where literally every pal or friend I have is off with their significant others having some sort of life and the rest of the empty evening is stretching out ahead of me. My only real excitement here is pondering what time I will try to go to sleep at and will I have a cup of tea before hand.

Apologies if my effort at humour appeared callous. That wasnt the intention. I'm trying to stave off a large chunk of loneliness

Cripes, sorry, you weren't that bad. Not to worry, I am in the same predicament but feeling irritated with the reviews subject at the moment. It seems you have a mass influx of non national clients Perhaps you will get some offers.

[Lincoln]

yeah i just was lookin at me reply there again and its a bit whingier than strictly necessary.

I have plenty to be thankful for.

Anyways punters shouldnt be too worried about reviews, anyone seriously indulging in the punting life-style will visit lots and lots of different girls, sometimes you'll hit the jackpot sometimes it won't be so good, but any seasoned hardy punter accepts this as a fact of life.

The main issue is that working girls must not be compromised or harrassed.