It's almost difficult to avoid running into a mssage parlour in Dublin and we all have our favourites.

But the scene outside Dublin is much more sketchy.

Does anyone know of any service providers towards Wexford? The shit escorts we get in the main down here charge their €100 to €120 for a rub and tug the same way they do for a rubbish lay.

We're a deprived corner of the country down here, let us know where we can go and get some sweet €50 satisfaction!

BB