Are you ashamed to go to your Local Quack?

Well E I is delighted to announce.....

Doctor Love has now begun taking Clinics in E I.

His specialities will be Boil lancing, STDs', Erectile Disfunction and Proctology!

So if any of you Lads or Lassies have not been as careful as you should have been please P.M The Doc in confidence!
(Doctor Patient Confidentiality will not apply if Doc finds it too amusing not to share)

The Doc will accept trade in certain circumstances.
(The circumstance that you are really fucking hot!!)


So Come one Come All!!
(Although that is probably what has you here in the first place)