Sticky for new posters!!!!

[dannyboy10]

Just some things to be aware of as new posters!!

1. This is not a dating sevice! (well it is kinda,short and expesive dates)!!

2. If you are a female non Escort poster you will be hounded (as the only fobidden fruit on the tree)!!!

3. Make alliances very quickly (It is the lone sheep that often falls first to the wolves)!!!

4. Posting nice things will not lead to sex with the Escorts posters (cash does that)!!!

5. You will be called from time to time TROLL, BIG PAWS,NGAN (YUCK) and of course a BOLLOCKS (any of which may be true)!!!

6. You will become addicted (and lose your job family and friends)!!!

7. Stay clear of the Ladies when they are fighting among themselves (those topics will usually involve Money, Reviews and who will win the X Factor)!!!!

8. Do not try to be clever (it does not suit you)!!!

9. No matter how nice they seem do not meet up with Nicole or Jackie (they are into some freaky shit)!!!

10. And remember boys and girls enjoy yourselves (we will, at your expense)!!!