Sticky for new posters!!!!

[dannyboy10]

Just some things to be aware of as new posters!!

1. This is not a dating sevice! (well it is kinda,short and expesive dates)!!

2. If you are a female non Escort poster you will be hounded (as the only fobidden fruit on the tree)!!!

3. Make alliances very quickly (It is the lone sheep that often falls first to the wolves)!!!

4. Posting nice things will not lead to sex with the Escorts posters (cash does that)!!!

5. You will be called from time to time TROLL, BIG PAWS,NGAN (YUCK) and of course a BOLLOCKS (any of which may be true)!!!

6. You will become addicted (and lose your job family and friends)!!!

7. Stay clear of the Ladies when they are fighting among themselves (those topics will usually involve Money, Reviews and who will win the X Factor)!!!!

8. Do not try to be clever (it does not suit you)!!!

9. No matter how nice they seem do not meet up with Nicole or Jackie (they are into some freaky shit)!!!

10. And remember boys and girls enjoy yourselves (we will, at your expense)!!!

[Doozer]

11 dont listen to any of the other 10 written by some mental patient
We get all sorts of weirdos here

[magicalman9357]

Just some things to be aware of as new posters!!

1. This is not a dating sevice! (well it is kinda,short and expesive dates)!!

2. If you are a female non Escort poster you will be hounded (as the only fobidden fruit on the tree)!!!

3. Make alliances very quickly (It is the lone sheep that often falls first to the wolves)!!!

4. Posting nice things will not lead to sex with the Escorts posters (cash does that)!!!

5. You will be called from time to time TROLL, BIG PAWS and of course a BOLLOCKS (any of which may be true)!!!

6. You will become addicted (and lose your job family and friends)!!!

7. Stay clear of the Ladies when they are fighting amoung themselves (those topics will usually involve Money, Reviews and who will win the X Factor)!!!!

8. Do not try to be clever (it does not suit you)!!!

9. No matter how nice they seem do not meet up with Nicole or Jackie (they are into some freaky shit)!!!

10. And remember boys and girls yourselves (we will, at your expense)!!!

Very good advice

[Monkeynut]

12. Benin is a cat (no he really is a cat .... )

[Ric Hardgear]

i thank you for taking the time ,but could you clarify #10 pls?...

[benin]

Just some things to be aware of as new posters!!

1. This is not a dating sevice! (well it is kinda,short and expesive dates)!!

2. If you are a female non Escort poster you will be hounded (as the only fobidden fruit on the tree)!!!

3. Make alliances very quickly (It is the lone sheep that often falls first to the wolves)!!!

4. Posting nice things will not lead to sex with the Escorts posters (cash does that)!!!

5. You will be called from time to time TROLL, BIG PAWS,NGAN (YUCK) and of course a BOLLOCKS (any of which may be true)!!!

6. You will become addicted (and lose your job family and friends)!!!

7. Stay clear of the Ladies when they are fighting amoung themselves (those topics will usually involve Money, Reviews and who will win the X Factor)!!!!

8. Do not try to be clever (it does not suit you)!!!9. No matter how nice they seem do not meet up with Nicole or Jackie (they are into some freaky shit)!!!

10. And remember boys and girls yourselves (we will, at your expense)!!!

suits me anyway

[dave1dave]

How do you boys and girls yourself ??

Sounds kinky

[dannyboy10]

i thank you for taking the time ,but could you clarify #10 pls?...

Now re edited for your enjoyment !!!

[Ric Hardgear]

12. Benin is a cat (no he really is a cat .... )

ouch monkeynut number 12,..tut tut

[benin]

12. Benin is a cat (no he really is a cat .... )

13.some posters are tools....its something the rest of us laugh at...did i mention its help the aged week...you need any help there monkeynut?