Ballygobackwards, where is it ?

[kelso]

There's a place that I like to call Ballygobackwards.
It's kinda like the fabled Brigadoon it constantly appears out of nowhere and then slowly fades away.

Ballygobackwards though, is a place where men are stupid, don't know how to tell the time, don't keep appointments and walk around with a handful of Dingleberries in their jocks.

So where would Ballygobackwards belong geographically in Ireland ?

definitely offaly, biffo country

[JAMESCORK]

Yes. Benin made toffee apples.

Which Benin. You mean our Benny. They all look the same to me.

[dave1dave]

Which Benin. You mean our Benny. They all look the same to me.

THEY, THEY....... that is soo racist.

I think you should immediately apologise to the people of Ballygobackwards and in particular the Benin clan.
I'm beside myself with anger....oh hello there

[Westsidex]

There's a place that I like to call Ballygobackwards.
It's kinda like the fabled Brigadoon it constantly appears out of nowhere and then slowly fades away.

Ballygobackwards though, is a place where men are stupid, don't know how to tell the time, don't keep appointments and walk around with a handful of Dingleberries in their jocks.

So where would Ballygobackwards belong geographically in Ireland ?

Straight on up the road from Ballygoforwards.

Westside.

[dave1dave]

Straight on up the road from Ballygoforwards.

Westside.

I believe Ballygoforwards is currently in Scandinavia.

Very efficient they are too, they invented IKEA.

[thehighwayman]

It's in Caaaaavan

[dannyboy10]

It's in Caaaaavan

No Highwayman it is fake Town.

Probably has fake reviews in tour books. (written by fake local bussiness people and their friends, when things are quiet)

OHH I am sorry I found it...it's in Co. Louth!!

[Ric Hardgear]

ahh ballygobackwards,i heard people whisper about such a place,..a little island where tigers used to roam,twas a land of milk and honey some said,....

[JAMESCORK]

THEY, THEY....... that is soo racist.

I think you should immediately apologise to the people of Ballygobackwards and in particular the Benin clan.
I'm beside myself with anger....oh hello there

You are soo right, of course, what was I thinking.

***ahem cough***

"people of Ballygobackwards, I unreservedly apologize for making that racist remark suggesting that your bogside faces look the same. I should not have done this as many of you probably have distinguishing features like warts and the like which assures your individual uniqueness. I especially would like to express my sincere regret to the Benin clan as although they are unfortunated with a unique cretinous type visage it was unfair of me to suggest it to be common or uniform.
It is unfair and unjust to make fun of a people who's intelligence level do not rise up to a level to recognize their inadequacies. "

How's that. I'll send it to the parish priest. He is the best one to explain it to the little critters.

[benin]

[QUOTE=JAMESCORK;324671]You are soo right, of course, what was I thinking.

***ahem cough***

"people of Ballygobackwards, I unreservedly apologize for making that racist remark suggesting that your bogside faces look the same. I should not have done this as many of you probably have distinguishing features like warts and the like which assures your individual uniqueness. I especially would like to express my sincere regret to the Benin clan as although they are unfortunated with a unique cretinous type visage it was unfair of me to suggest it to be common or uniform.
It is unfair and unjust to make fun of a people who's intelligence level do not rise up to a level to recognize their inadequacies. "

How's that. I'll send it to the parish priest. He is the best one to explain it to the little critters.[/QUOTE]

perfect you can hand it to him when he is riding ya...your still an alter boy right?