Do Escorts have to complete an Escort training course?

[Westsidex]

Jesus! Are you trying to say you are not properly qualified!

I will have to report you to the Council!!

She joined the wrong q.

Became a psychiatrist instead,
Westside.

[dannyboy10]

She joined the wrong q.

Became a psychiatrist instead,
Westside.

Or Prize Fighter!!!

[Monkeynut]

i bet they say the same about you.....hello,do you do anal?,do you swallow?how many times can i come?,do you have any other photos? how much is it?i'll ring you back?........

who the fuck is this guy ..... ?

[Lucy Chambers]

She joined the wrong q.

Became a psychiatrist instead,
Westside.

I collected 6 cola can rings, remember?

Affectionately yours, teletubs, I miss you.
Luce.

[English Milly Masseuse]

I must have missed that course.

Me too.......wonder if it's still running........

[Westsidex]

Or Prize Fighter!!!

Id kick her arse without even getting out of bed.

Westside.

[Lucy Chambers]

Id kick her arse without even getting out of bed.

Westside.

Only if you handcuffed me to it first, honey.

[English Milly Masseuse]

Most do as little as possible while still getting you off as quickly as possible. It's a time and motion thing. Anything you do often enough, you will find the most efficient way of doing it soon enough.

small talk
handjob disguised as blowjob
lie back, moan
moan some more
fake a climax
clean up
small talk

repeat 4-5 times a day (hone process to a fine art)
pay rent + incidentals
save rest
have monetary goal
reach monetary goal
retire

just like any job you don't really want to be doing. the top ones are different, of course. hence their many good reviews.

Thats a really sad view and makes me think that your not doing your research before making a booking......not all escorts are like that!
Of course if the client has been rude, or isn't as clean as he could be, it will be quite difficult for us to feel "attracted" to him and of course it could be a matter of "going through the motions" but we are providing a service and there are basic standards that all REPUTABLE INDEPENDENT escorts will adhere to!
small talk-Well, I prefer to break the ice a little with conversation and if we hit it off, then great!
handjob disguised as blowjob=I have NEVER done this!!
lie back, moan- Nope, dont moan, but I do make little sexy noises that get louder if I enjoy it!
moan some more-dirty talking if he likes it!
fake a climax-Never lie about this. He would have to be a miracle maker to make me climax in 30 mins!
clean up-wipes, followed by a warm flannel and a towel to cover his bits!
small talk.....some guys love to stay and have a good old chin wag!

repeat 4-5 times a day (hone process to a fine art)- apparently!
pay rent + incidentals - your just being silly now
save rest-mmn, maybe go home pay mortgage, bills and a few new pairs of stockings......
have monetary goal- Its called SURVIVAL
reach monetary goal- Cuckoo Land
retirejust like any job you don't really want to be doing. the top ones are different, of course. hence their many good reviews
I'm glad you differentiated at the end

[mature abby]

I have found that Escorts seem to go through the exact same step by step process (shower, lie down, then she wraps her lips around you engorged....You get the idea, baby wipe etc).

Now each Lady is a little diffrent but they seems to be a formulaic process!

Any thoughts?

if the shoe was on the other foot my thoughts are how you would do it . say your an escort an youve got 30 min to cram your favourites in ??? abby x

[Westsidex]

if the shoe was on the other foot my thoughts are how you would do it . say your an escort an youve got 30 min to cram your favourites in ??? abby x

If i were an escort my favourites would read;

massage, talking, taking your money, more talking, neck adjustment.

only a short list,
Westside.