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    You guys do know that masturbating is a sin against God and will send you blind, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    You guys do know that masturbating is a sin against God and will send you blind, right?
    Huh... what? Who said that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    You guys do know that masturbating is a sin against God and will send you blind, right?
    You been getting more visits from priests lately Lucy?
    The Gods are just, and of our pleasant vices
    Make instruments to plague us
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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Heathen. You will grow hair on your palms too
    I wondered what that bristly sensation was as I tried to clear my eyes by rubbing them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    You guys do know that masturbating is a sin against God and will send you blind, right?
    im finding it hard to read these posts the print is very blurry

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    I'm not afraid to tell you that I often crack one off. It's a normal thing to do, especially when there's a bit of a drought in the ol' sex department. My amphibian nuts can only hold so much frog-spawn at any one time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by samlad View Post
    I'm not afraid to tell you that I often crack one off. It's a normal thing to do, especially when there's a bit of a drought in the ol' sex department. My amphibian nuts can only hold so much frog-spawn at any one time!
    You have shocked me. I didn't think any adult man masturbated

    By the way, Billy Connolly neglects to mention if you lay on your arms for long enough then you will get pins and needles. Which will distract you from your main goal, somewhat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    You have shocked me. I didn't think any adult man masturbated
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    By the way, Billy Connolly neglects to mention if you lay on your arms for long enough then you will get pins and needles. Which will distract you from your main goal, somewhat.
    You have shocked me too! I didn't think you were that niave!
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