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    Quote Originally Posted by jggy2003 View Post
    I was watching a thing on the telly the other night about athletes in their 70s and 80s and it occupied to me that i will hope to be able to perform sexually in those decades, I'm wondering who is the oldest punter and what age is he? Are you him? If your an escort do you worry about heart attacks etc.? Do you have upper age limits?
    There are women (or are there?) who prefer older lads............
    not him yet but ill give it a good go .once my togger keeps a pace with my horny mind i stay at it until they put the lid on me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    Ahem Is it just me or is this an appropriate line to head down?
    Why ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylor of Manchester View Post
    Why ?

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    Work away! it is not for me to stick my nose in, but personalyl I will bow out of a thread once "what is the youngest" comes into it!

    Cheers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dannyboy10 View Post
    Work away! it is not for me to stick my nose in, but personalyl I will bow out of a thread once "what is the youngest" comes into it!

    Cheers.
    pity dannyboy10 but respect you for that.we could have got pages on the youngest comment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Rover - he's around 75, and into some weeeeeeeird shit. You occasionally see him make reference to the days when they didn't have Windows.

    Episilon - I'm not quite sure, but probably something similar. He hasn't been around for a while. Christ, he might be dead!
    Fuck you Mousey, I'm nowhere near that age, you can come down at least 20 years. By the way my sexual fantasies are quite healthy and normal, dicks, shite, golden showers etc.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    Fuck you Mousey, I'm nowhere near that age, you can come down at least 20 years. By the way my sexual fantasies are quite healthy and normal, dicks, shite, golden showers etc.
    PMSL @ Rover ...... nice one!

    104 Lucy ?? I just made it then!

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    104... Don't you feel like a nurse in a home when somebody like that walks in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by robijntje View Post
    104... Don't you feel like a nurse in a home when somebody like that walks in?
    I think that older guys are great fun. Like fine wine, some things get better with age.
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    The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune. I was punting before most of you were born. We used to call the girls Ladies of the night. Escorts were a new invention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Rover - he's around 75, and into some weeeeeeeird shit. You occasionally see him make reference to the days when they didn't have Windows.

    Episilon - I'm not quite sure, but probably something similar. He hasn't been around for a while. Christ, he might be dead!
    It takes a lot of years to become as perverted as Rover. I'm just a wee young thing compared to him, I'm 74 but many tell me i look only 70. Those 19 year olds keep me young at heart but i do have to carry public liability endemnity insurance around with me.
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