Welcome back NiceGirlsAreNice

[dannyboy10]

I wouldn't let someone who I couldn't trust and has shown me so no respect touch me.

Jesus, if I had lived by that rule I would have died a virgin

[carlos marvado]

Jesus, if I had lived by that rule I would have died a virgin

If you remain a virgin and are martyred for the faith you are nearly guaranteed sainthood. Then again, if you're a Muslim, the rewards in paradise are of a more earthy nature.

[dannyboy10]

If you remain a virgin and are martyred for the faith you are nearly guaranteed sainthood. Then again, if you're a Muslim, the rewards in paradise are of a more earthy nature.

Hence no suicide bombs in Limerick!
They could not find the Virgins

[carlos marvado]

Hence no suicide bombs in Limerick!
They could not find the Virgins

You mean Alec Horan is'nt a virgin?

[Experienced Punter esq]

less of the Limerick slagging off I'm here..

[scotus]

You mean Alec Horan is'nt a virgin?

... or that they couldn't find him?

[carlos marvado]

less of the Limerick slagging off I'm here..

Quite right Ex. P., this could end up as the fourth thread that ends up as a Slag Limerick thread.

Listen, can we discuss throwing paint at politicians in Ballyfermot instead?

[UKHeather]

Weren't posts removed recently for a welcome back thread not being kept on topic?
Rules applied by managers and mods consistently and fairly... Same rule applies to all...
My arse

[vampirejackie]

Weren't posts removed recently for a welcome back thread not being kept on topic?
Rules applied by managers and mods consistently and fairly... Same rule applies to all...
My arse

That was a completely different situation.

[UKHeather]

Thanks Jackie, but please don't patronise me. I'm far from stupid, I know exactly what the situation was.
There are none so blind etc..