You get nothing from me

**Buzz** · 31-10-10, 14:45

The brats get nothing. No sweets, no compliments, nothing. No snotty-nosed kids are welcome to call to my door.

Keep away!

**Mousey** · 31-10-10, 14:47

Too right. None of them know what's going on anyway. This year, whenever one of the little brats calls round, I am going to say "Trick!" and enjoy confused look on their faces. I will then give them two fingers and slam the door in their little masked faces.

**Experienced Punter esq** · 31-10-10, 14:53

dunno whats come over me this year but I bought a HUGE bag of lollipops=2Euro & apples & oranges another 2Euro civilised kids where I live they can have them all.....

**Paddii** · 31-10-10, 14:59

Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq

dunno whats come over me this year but I bought a HUGE bag of lollipops=2Euro & apples & oranges another 2Euro civilised kids where I live they can have them all.....

Kids come round here accompanied by their parents, lol!! Believe me in East Belfast with all these muscled UVF tattooed dads, it's like protection racket all over again, except with lollipops

**samlad** · 31-10-10, 14:59

Originally Posted by Mousey

Too right. None of them know what's going on anyway. This year, whenever one of the little brats calls round, I am going to say "Trick!" and enjoy confused look on their faces. I will then give them two fingers and slam the door in their little masked faces.

LOL! Looks like lots of dogshit will be posted through your letterbox!

**samlad** · 31-10-10, 15:00

Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq

dunno whats come over me this year but I bought a HUGE bag of lollipops=2Euro & apples & oranges another 2Euro civilised kids where I live they can have them all.....

I think it's lovely to give the little ones a treat. I remember when some arseholes used to treat me like shit when I was only a tadpole. It's heart-rendering to think about those little faces looking sad

**Violette** · 31-10-10, 15:09

Originally Posted by Mousey

Too right. None of them know what's going on anyway. This year, whenever one of the little brats calls round, I am going to say "Trick!" and enjoy confused look on their faces. I will then give them two fingers and slam the door in their little masked faces.

Mouse-kins, come now, such harsh words, but a few years ago you were one of those little brats, be nice to the wee ones.

**Mousey** · 31-10-10, 15:19

Originally Posted by Violette

Mouse-kins, come now, such harsh words, but a few years ago you were one of those little brats, be nice to the wee ones.

Oh.... alright then

**Violette** · 31-10-10, 15:22

Originally Posted by Mousey

Oh.... alright then

And for being a good little mouse, you get a tummy rub and jelly beans. How's that?

**Mousey** · 31-10-10, 15:23

Originally Posted by Violette

And for being a good little mouse, you get a tummy rub and jelly beans. How's that?

Yay!!! Don't forget to... tickle my belly

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