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    Wink Are you a Gentleman

    Want to know if you're a gentleman?

    1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as:
    a) Lovemaking
    b) Screwing
    c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

    2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
    a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
    b) Your blood-test results
    c) Five tequila slammers

    3. You time your orgasm so that:
    a) Your partner climaxes first
    b) You both climax simultaneously
    c) You don't miss SportsCenter

    4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    a) Healthy, creative love-play
    b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
    c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

    5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
    a) The best part of the experience
    b) The second best part of the experience
    c) $100 extra

    6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
    a) No concern of yours
    b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
    c) A conservative estimate

    7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
    a) A myth
    b) An oxymoron
    c) A moron

    8. Foreplay is to sex as:
    a) Appetizer is to entree
    b) Priming is to painting
    c) A queue is to an amusement park ride

    9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
    a) "I hope we can still be friends."
    b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
    c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

    10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
    b) Is uptight and a waste of time
    c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place


    If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.

    If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.

    If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking.
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    Ah, now. I recently told a man I wanted him to fuck me. He was horrified. What does that tell you?

    Mostly C's, by the way. Do I get my real man badge now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Ah, now. I recently told a man I wanted him to fuck me. He was horrified. What does that tell you?

    Mostly C's, by the way. Do I get my real man badge now?
    it tells me that he might not be into ladies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dub1 View Post
    it tells me that he might not be into ladies.
    I think he may have wanted me to be a little more 'feminine'...
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Ah, now. I recently told a man I wanted him to fuck me. He was horrified. What does that tell you?

    Mostly C's, by the way. Do I get my real man badge now?
    If you told me that Lucy, I'd be delir-ed and excited.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    If you told me that Lucy, I'd be delir-ed and excited.

    Rover! Hey! (sorry Forrest, but I have missed Rover)

    How are you honey? You can tell me that anytime you like sweetie, I like it too. It is naughty, which suits me (and I suspect you) rather well...nice to see you back, the forum is not the same without you. And your smutty pictures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Ah, now. I recently told a man I wanted him to fuck me. He was horrified. What does that tell you?

    Mostly C's, by the way. Do I get my real man badge now?
    I like a woman that knows what she wants/needs, and isn't shy about expressing it.
    But no 'real man' badge for you, Lucy. I will try and sort out a 'My kind of woman' badge for you, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Ah, now. I recently told a man I wanted him to fuck me. He was horrified. What does that tell you?

    Mostly C's, by the way. Do I get my real man badge now?
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    Sorry Lucy, it's the best I could do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Ah, now. I recently told a man I wanted him to fuck me. He was horrified. What does that tell you?

    Mostly C's, by the way. Do I get my real man badge now?
    The only way that that can be bettered is when a girl is in doggy position and says don't move - I want to fuck it.
    and proceeds to back up and grind off my hard on.

    now we're talking!

    dom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forrest View Post
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    Sorry Lucy, it's the best I could do.
    well it is her forte!

    dom

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