Brothers and Sisters, it's a little known fact, but we are blessed with politicians of such calibre and uniqueness, that the likes of them would'nt be found anywhere else in the whole wide world. Public representatives of such talent, integrity, honesty, probity and commitment to work hard on behalf of the nation, that all we need now is to bring them together in a national government of unity to get us out of the mess we currently find ourselves in. These people are uncorruptible, unimaginative.......in fact, they're just too f**king stupid to make matters any worse than they already are.
So I humbly ask you, if any of the gentlemen pictured below are in your constituency, please give em 1 at the next general election.......it could be sooner then you think.
Would'nt recognise a brothel, even if he was living in one.
Has former comrades who run brothels to raise funds in the national interest.
Lost his job by talking about brothels.
Would nationalise brothels and force bankers to work in them.