E-I T-Shirt Competition

[Patricia]

Yes, you guessed it, in my never relenting efforts to promote the lovely working ladies of this island, I'm getting E-I t-shirts made!!!

(E-I t-shirts will soon be so cool and available, they'll be seen on sexy guys and girls in every cool venue in Ireland!)

I need slogan / image ideas... And that's where you guys come in!

Give me your slogan / image idea and you'll get a free t-shirt once they are printed.

I'll also give prize(s) to any overall winner(s) if anyone here can come up with an idea good enough to use.

So come on guys, get those creative juices running!

My ideas so far are:

FOR GUYS T-SHIRTS

[1] Image of a hero man in a suit running - Slogan "Somewhere in this city an escort is lonely!"

[2] "Official Escort Inspector"

[3] "Stop Shagging Sheep. Go to escort-ireland.com"

FOR GIRLS T-SHIRTS

[1] "Celtic Pussy"

[2] "Available" (front) "on escort-ireland.com" (back)

[3] "Would you like to have sex with me?" (front) "That will be 250 euro please. My phone number is on escort-ireland.com"

All t-shirts will feature "escort-ireland.com" under the image/slogan if it is not part of the image/slogan.

Thanks

Pat x

[delmonte]

on the front;
€250 but no kissing

on the back;
extra €50 for this side

------ or ------

front;
my face will look nothing like the one I'm showing you now!

back;
yes i am 21 I just look 39..

[westside]

Yes, you guessed it, in my never relenting efforts to promote the lovely working ladies of this island, I'm getting E-I t-shirts made!!!

(E-I t-shirts will soon be so cool and available, they'll be seen on sexy guys and girls in every cool venue in Ireland!)

I need slogan / image ideas... And that's where you guys come in!

Give me your slogan / image idea and you'll get a free t-shirt once they are printed.

I'll also give prize(s) to any overall winner(s) if anyone here can come up with an idea good enough to use.

So come on guys, get those creative juices running!

My ideas so far are:

FOR GUYS T-SHIRTS

[1] Image of a hero man in a suit running - Slogan "Somewhere in this city an escort is lonely!"

[2] "Official Escort Inspector"

[3] "Stop Shagging Sheep. Go to escort-ireland.com"

FOR GIRLS T-SHIRTS

[1] "Celtic Pussy"

[2] "Available" (front) "on escort-ireland.com" (back)

[3] "Would you like to have sex with me?" (front) "That will be 250 euro please. My phone number is on escort-ireland.com"

All t-shirts will feature "escort-ireland.com" under the image/slogan if it is not part of the image/slogan.

Thanks

Pat x

How much is the prize Sweetie????

Anyway how about SEX MACHINE on the front with accepts 10s, 20s, 50s, Euros on the back (next to a slot on the T shirt)

How much Sweetie??
WEstside.

[Patricia]

How much is the prize Sweetie????

Didn't say because I wasn't sure darling.

We have some problems giving away cash at the moment. Problem is western union seems the only decent way of doing it, but western union put a limit on how much cash we (a UK limited company) can send every to individuals in Ireland every month. So, as soon as we start giving away cash more than a few hundred pounds in a month, we start having these problems doing so with westurn union, and it is a pain in thr arse for everyone (winners and us).

It is all Al Qaeda's fault I think. There never used to be these problems but nowadays, as soon as we try to pay cash to someone more than once or twice a month, we have western union on the phone saying "Under money laundering regulations we need to get the date of birth, home address, bank account number etc of the person you are sending money to, plus you'll have to come down to our offices again and give us 3 forms of id again etc" which is no good for us even if we wanted to go through that hassle every time, as clients want discreet and easy prizes, and it cash via western union is neither of those things if they have to jump through all these hoops to get it.

In light of this, I'm looking into other ways to give people prizes, like gift vouchers for online stores etc, so we can give more prizes away more easily. I'm hoping to find a few companies we can work with, where it will be very easy and discreet for us and clients if we give away their vouchers.

[delmonte]

Hi Pat,
Do you really think people will pay to wear a Tshirt advertising a Ltd. company.
In fairness it's not like you're a global brand name or something..

That's like a small company in need of advertising getting a batch of pens with the company name on them from a marketting crowd and then trying to sell the pens for €1 each .

I don't think they would sell many.

[Patricia]

Hi Pat,
Do you really think people will pay to wear a Tshirt advertising a Ltd. company.
In fairness it's not like you're a global brand name or something..

That's like a small company in need of advertising getting a batch of pens with the company name on them from a marketting crowd and then trying to sell the pens for €1 each .

I don't think they would sell many.

Point taken delomonte, but this isn't about E-I looking to sell t-shirts to make money. It is about promoting E-I. We may never sell a single E-I t-shirt, but give away thousands, or maybe we'll put them up for sale places, not so much as to sell them, but to get people seeing the E-I message and talkin.

[delmonte]

OK that makes more sense when you first said you were going to give one away for free I thought that you were expecting to sell the rest.

As a marketing idea it is a good one to get your name out there, as long as people would be open minded enough to wear tham in public. I would say that a large percentage of punters are married and might have a job explaining why they are promoting an escort service.

But then again I could be wrong..

[westside]

Point taken delomonte, but this isn't about E-I looking to sell t-shirts to make money. It is about promoting E-I. We may never sell a single E-I t-shirt, but give away thousands, or maybe we'll put them up for sale places, not so much as to sell them, but to get people seeing the E-I message and talkin.

let him off. Its not his fault. Hes from Cork..

Poor guy,
Westside.

[westside]

Point taken delomonte, but this isn't about E-I looking to sell t-shirts to make money. It is about promoting E-I. We may never sell a single E-I t-shirt, but give away thousands, or maybe we'll put them up for sale places, not so much as to sell them, but to get people seeing the E-I message and talkin.

I can imagine it now.Off into the Local newspaper offices with my new shiny E-I T shirt. Will you be wearing your t shirt love? Will the escorts be wearing the t shirt love? Will the brothel owners be wearing the t shirt love? Will the so called hard men pimpys be wearing the T shirt love? Nope ,so why shoud i, Westside wear one? So i can look silly?

Bead over ye checky little Sweetie,
SMMMMMMMMmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Westside.

[westside]

Didn't say because I wasn't sure darling.

We have some problems giving away cash at the moment. Problem is western union seems the only decent way of doing it, but western union put a limit on how much cash we (a UK limited company) can send every to individuals in Ireland every month. So, as soon as we start giving away cash more than a few hundred pounds in a month, we start having these problems doing so with westurn union, and it is a pain in thr arse for everyone (winners and us).

It is all Al Qaeda's fault I think. There never used to be these problems but nowadays, as soon as we try to pay cash to someone more than once or twice a month, we have western union on the phone saying "Under money laundering regulations we need to get the date of birth, home address, bank account number etc of the person you are sending money to, plus you'll have to come down to our offices again and give us 3 forms of id again etc" which is no good for us even if we wanted to go through that hassle every time, as clients want discreet and easy prizes, and it cash via western union is neither of those things if they have to jump through all these hoops to get it.

In light of this, I'm looking into other ways to give people prizes, like gift vouchers for online stores etc, so we can give more prizes away more easily. I'm hoping to find a few companies we can work with, where it will be very easy and discreet for us and clients if we give away their vouchers.

I feel for you but we are going to be limited to sex shops now??? Back for another blow up doll are we? Fuck it ,how many have you now ladoo? 8? Fuck it was only last Friday you got the last one and its only Monday. Get a blow out? hahahhahahaha hey here is your prize, a gift voucher for your online garda store.

Fill in the id again ye Sweetie,
WEstside