Yes, you guessed it, in my never relenting efforts to promote the lovely working ladies of this island, I'm getting E-I t-shirts made!!!

(E-I t-shirts will soon be so cool and available, they'll be seen on sexy guys and girls in every cool venue in Ireland!)

I need slogan / image ideas... And that's where you guys come in!

Give me your slogan / image idea and you'll get a free t-shirt once they are printed.

I'll also give prize(s) to any overall winner(s) if anyone here can come up with an idea good enough to use.

So come on guys, get those creative juices running!

My ideas so far are:

FOR GUYS T-SHIRTS

[1] Image of a hero man in a suit running - Slogan "Somewhere in this city an escort is lonely!"

[2] "Official Escort Inspector"

[3] "Stop Shagging Sheep. Go to escort-ireland.com"

FOR GIRLS T-SHIRTS

[1] "Celtic Pussy"

[2] "Available" (front) "on escort-ireland.com" (back)

[3] "Would you like to have sex with me?" (front) "That will be 250 euro please. My phone number is on escort-ireland.com"

All t-shirts will feature "escort-ireland.com" under the image/slogan if it is not part of the image/slogan.

Thanks

Pat x