WHC? Arrested?

[Lucy Chambers]

Where on earth is wellhungchap? Did he get arrested? Married in Thailand? Mugged?

[Mousey]

It is written in the Book of Deedin:

"... lo, when thou art spent and short of breath, shalt thou take a little break, and feast upon the bananas and oysters that thy Lord hath provided, in his bounty; thereupon after thou hast rested, and thy scrote custard replenished, shalt thou repair to thy paramour's boudoir, therein to resume the acts of sexual deviance."

Here endeth the lesson.

[Violette]

It is written in the Book of Deedin:

"... lo, when thou art spent and short of breath, shalt thou take a little break, and feast upon the bananas and oysters that thy Lord hath provided, in his bounty; thereupon after thou hast rested, and thy scrote custard replenished, shalt thou repair to thy paramour's boudoir, therein to resume the acts of sexual deviance. "

Here endeth the lesson.

Can I get a deedin, brothers and sisters?! Oh speak on Brother Hamster, deedin I say.

[samlad]

He's on holiday at the moment. He told me he would be away for about a month. Deedin' he did. Says I.

[westcorklad]

Just a reminder to everyone that we miss him.