Escort names that are difficult to pronounce

**Buzz** · 24-10-10, 21:34

I've felt like a right tit a couple of times having butchered the escort's name when making a booking. Please pick names that are easy for us uncultured Irish lads to pronounce. I only want to pound you and you're making it more difficult than it needs to be.

**Lucy Chambers** · 24-10-10, 21:38

Originally Posted by Buzz

I only want to pound you and you're making it more difficult than it needs to be.

I just changed mine to Lurixaixina. Pound us? What finesse

**johnmurphy** · 24-10-10, 21:40

Originally Posted by lucy chambers

I just changed mine to Lurixaixina. Pound us? What finesse

i will just stick with juicy if you dont mind

**Rayden** · 24-10-10, 21:52

Originally Posted by Buzz

I've felt like a right tit a couple of times having butchered the escort's name when making a booking. Please pick names that are easy for us uncultured Irish lads to pronounce. I only want to pound you and you're making it more difficult than it needs to be.

Was thinkin about this the other day.

Some of the names are just impossible. Oh and lol at "pound you".

**johnmurphy** · 24-10-10, 21:53

see from about 4min out names can be very importatnt

**WD-40** · 24-10-10, 21:57

Originally Posted by johnmurphy

see from about 4min out names can be very importatnt

nearly all the ones i visit have the same name, mistress

**dub1** · 24-10-10, 21:59

Originally Posted by Buzz

I've felt like a right tit a couple of times having butchered the escort's name when making a booking. Please pick names that are easy for us uncultured Irish lads to pronounce. I only want to pound you and you're making it more difficult than it needs to be.

I normally say an Escort "can I just call you Mary, because I don't speak your language and I can barely speak English". The lady usually looks perplexed but agrees and then it's plain sailing.

**allsorts** · 24-10-10, 22:21

I once visited an escort in Cork by the name of Ksenija. I mean come on ffs, if I said what I thought it was on the phone she probably would have said "bless you".

It was pronounced sen-i-ah by the way.

**johnmurphy** · 24-10-10, 22:22

Originally Posted by allsorts

I once visited an escort in Cork by the name of Ksenija. I mean come on ffs, if I said what I thought it was on the phone she probably would have said "bless you".

It was pronounced sen-i-ah by the way.

this her

**WD-40** · 24-10-10, 22:24

Originally Posted by johnmurphy

this her

oh she looks very angry about it to

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