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    Default I dare you not to laugh.

    STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE
    A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.
    After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real
    distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table
    turned to look at her.
    Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey

    The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

    Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

    With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her
    dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of
    her arse.

    This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the
    obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

    Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his
    beer.
    Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that
    bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do
    it.'

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