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    Default Your in the Taliban if...

    - U refine heroin for a living but u have a moral objection to beer
    - U own a $3,000 machine gun & a $5,000 rocket launcher but u can't afford shoes
    - U have more wives than teeth
    - U wipe your arse with your bare left hand but consider bacon unclean
    - U think vests come in two styles: bullet proof & suicide
    - U consider television is dangerous but routinely carry explosive in your clothing
    - U cant think of anyone u HAVEN'T declared Jihad against
    - U were amazed to discover cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs
    - U have nothing against women but believe every man should own at least one
    - U bathe monthly whether necessary or not
    - U traded at least one wife for a new AK-47

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    Quote Originally Posted by Experienced Punter esq View Post
    - U refine heroin for a living but u have a moral objection to beer
    - U own a $3,000 machine gun & a $5,000 rocket launcher but u can't afford shoes
    - U have more wives than teeth
    - U wipe your arse with your bare left hand but consider bacon unclean
    - U think vests come in two styles: bullet proof & suicide
    - U consider television is dangerous but routinely carry explosive in your clothing
    - U cant think of anyone u HAVEN'T declared Jihad against
    - U were amazed to discover cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs
    - U have nothing against women but believe every man should own at least one
    - U bathe monthly whether necessary or not
    - U traded at least one wife for a new AK-47

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    That same list applies to some rural villages in ireland not going to mention names all I will say is it starts with "bally".

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    Taliban Dating Site.

    "Live for nothing or die for something, your call."

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    You are Taliban if...

    You play Medal of Honor in multiplayer.
    Is this the land where sun brightly shines, is this the existence of a heaven's sign?
    Is this the locus the hallowed focus, where grace love and harmony combine?


    Rotting Christ - Nemecic

    Who Am I? A son of northern darkness.

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