Why I stopped watching cricket

[Rayden]

Not a darts fan then eh???

Heck no! Darts, snooker, golf, curling, bowling and I even see poker (FFS!) on various sports channels.

[Doozer]

I would consider cricket to have the bare minimum athleticism to qualify as a sport. That is the only thing good I can say about it. If a "sport" isnt as athletic as cricket, then it isnt one imo.

Yeah lets also drive out motor racing F1 (The car is doing all the work ffs) Horse riding (Jocky just sits there) Shooting range style sports ( In a Northern Irish accent ' What ? you want me to shoot them?, sur there not even movin)

Now lets include as sports Advanced tiddle winks, Extreme masturbabtion ( I always end up hot and sweaty after it) and Twister (Youll have more injuries than Paul McGrath after palying that)

[Pongo]

Heathens the lot of you.

What other sport allows you to sit around for half the day enjoying the sunshine? What other sport has a break for tea where you get to gorge yourself on delicious cakes and sandwiches and if you're lucky, a french fancy or two?And perhaps most importantly, what other sport offers you all this and the ability to get out of the house for pretty much the whole day at the weekend so you dont have to play with the kids or spend time with the Mrs!

As for watching it, ladies cricket has a lot going for it!

[Westsidex]

Cuz cricket is as good as watching paint dry
glorified rounders I say

Nope paint drying is more exciting.

Westside.

[luther]

Heathens the lot of you.

What other sport allows you to sit around for half the day enjoying the sunshine? What other sport has a break for tea where you get to gorge yourself on delicious cakes and sandwiches and if you're lucky, a french fancy or two?And perhaps most importantly, what other sport offers you all this and the ability to get out of the house for pretty much the whole day at the weekend so you dont have to play with the kids or spend time with the Mrs!

As for watching it, ladies cricket has a lot going for it!

...Pongo is Alec Horan...

[lovethegirls]

It was amazing how many people claimed they liked cricket when Ireland beat Pakistan.
I remember looking at it in the boozer and everyone cheering not knowing what they were cheering at but still cheering.

[oneeyedreilly]

Can you think of a better reason.

Forrest, where did you find those photos, I'm going to start watching womens tennis again and with my eyes on everything except the ball.

[luther]

It was amazing how many people claimed they liked cricket when Ireland beat Pakistan.
I remember looking at it in the boozer and everyone cheering not knowing what they were cheering at but still cheering.

You know how thay all got to the boozer don't you???

[Rayden]

Yeah lets also drive out motor racing F1 (The car is doing all the work ffs) Horse riding (Jocky just sits there) Shooting range style sports ( In a Northern Irish accent ' What ? you want me to shoot them?, sur there not even movin)

Now lets include as sports Advanced tiddle winks, Extreme masturbabtion ( I always end up hot and sweaty after it) and Twister (Youll have more injuries than Paul McGrath after palying that)

LOL! Though at least an F1 driver needs to be in good shape and have great endurance - still doesnt stop it from being boring as fook.

[WD-40]

actually i know a lad that plays for the irish cricket team,..............hes a prick, cricket stinks like hairy toes in cotton socks on a hot summers day,