I've been reading a few of the reviews from the top guns on here and honestly I think some of these lads are nothing short of deluded.

Writing poems to the escorts and telling each and every one of them that they're the best they've ever met? How they'd would stay with them forever if circumstances were different? Errrr what circumstances? you mean you stop ridding 100 escorts a year or she give up and you both fall happily in love? Honest to sweet jaysis some of you lads are losing touch with reality.

Lads if you're going to write a review make it useful for us to read and spare us your stories about 'how you really connected' 'we became one' or the flowers and love hearts you sent them.